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First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 28, 2018 at 11:53 am
(May 27, 2018 at 11:15 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You know, according to an old ad I remember from TV, there are parts of Africa where you can live for just a dollar a day!

Who wouldn't want that?

Yeah, I think you're gonna have to define live.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#32
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 28, 2018 at 12:08 pm
Trailers have crappy plumbing so we can't use our showers.

So inconvenient to have to invest the time to take a bath instead.
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#33
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 28, 2018 at 12:11 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 11:53 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(May 27, 2018 at 11:15 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You know, according to an old ad I remember from TV, there are parts of Africa where you can live for just a dollar a day!

Who wouldn't want that?

Yeah, I think you're gonna have to define live.

Good point. Pretty sure it doesn't cover the internet connection.
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#34
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 28, 2018 at 12:14 pm
I think she's making fun of those commercials that claimed just a dollar a day allows one child to live another day.
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#35
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 28, 2018 at 12:27 pm
(May 28, 2018 at 12:14 pm)Kit Wrote: I think she's making fun of those commercials that claimed just a dollar a day allows one child to live another day.

Well we all know that's not true. However, I have it on good authority that you can get a lobster dinner in Cambodia for a dollar.
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#36
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 31, 2018 at 5:44 am
Now I'm shitty!
I'm having a bowl of cornflakes. I like to put honey on it.
Well if I didn't stand there like an idiot just now for about 30 whole seconds while the cold honey in the squeezy bottle took its bloody time coming out!
I'm outraged!
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 31, 2018 at 2:22 pm
(May 31, 2018 at 5:44 am)ignoramus Wrote: Now I'm shitty!
I'm having a bowl of cornflakes. I like to put honey on it.
Well if I didn't stand there like an idiot just now for about 30 whole seconds while the cold honey in the squeezy bottle took its bloody time coming out!
I'm outraged!

It put's the honey in the fucking microwave or it gets the Coco pops again!
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 31, 2018 at 2:26 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2018 at 2:26 pm by Joods.)
Who the hell puts honey in the fridge anyway?

Silly people. The cupboard works just fine because as we all know - honey never spoiles.
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May 31, 2018 at 2:46 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2018 at 5:44 pm by The Valkyrie.)
My completely healthy breakfast (a steak pie from the supermaket) was still cool in the middle at 6.35 am!

This means war!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#40
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 31, 2018 at 5:43 pm
Joods, The honey is always in the pantry... It's Melbourne freezing weather here! The honey is crystalizing!
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