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Alien Crucifixion Scenario
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 13, 2018 at 7:17 am)Mathilda Wrote: There have been a number of theists posters that joined TTA and tried to convince us that they are the second coming of Jesus Christ.

They all smoked from the same bad bag of weed.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 14, 2018 at 5:43 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 14, 2018 at 1:09 am)Godscreated Wrote:  How could you possibly believe that when you do not listen to people who actually care. I'm stating what the Bible says and no more than that, if you read extra into it then that's your own fault.

GC


 I'm a servant of God and could have no so called god complex. It's sad that you can't understand what's being said to you.
I find it amusing that you are so pompous and so unaware of that. Embellishing your personality with a generic god does not give you authority or charisma.

How utterly ridiculous you are, I care not whether you like me or not, I'm not here to win a popularity contest nor am I here to show I have any authority. God is the author and He is the one with complete authority and it matters not if you believe it or not, because those who are not for God are His enemies and that is a sad position to be in with an omnipotent God. The atheist here are the ones who embellish themselves and look to be popular and work to make each other so. I had one atheist who was upset because I had more reps than he/she did. That is sad but shows how the atheist operate around here.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 15, 2018 at 1:03 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(June 14, 2018 at 5:43 am)chimp3 Wrote: I find it amusing that you are so pompous and so unaware of that. Embellishing your personality with a generic god does not give you authority or charisma.

How utterly ridiculous you are, I care not whether you like me or not, I'm not here to win a popularity contest nor am I here to show I have any authority. God is the author and He is the one with complete authority and it matters not if you believe it or not, because those who are not for God are His enemies and that is a sad position to be in with an omnipotent God. The atheist here are the ones who embellish themselves and look to be popular and work to make each other so. I had one atheist who was upset because I had more reps than he/she did. That is sad but shows how the atheist operate around here.

GC

Your paltry god needs you, I guess.
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 15, 2018 at 6:33 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 15, 2018 at 1:03 am)Godscreated Wrote: How utterly ridiculous you are, I care not whether you like me or not, I'm not here to win a popularity contest nor am I here to show I have any authority. God is the author and He is the one with complete authority and it matters not if you believe it or not, because those who are not for God are His enemies and that is a sad position to be in with an omnipotent God. The atheist here are the ones who embellish themselves and look to be popular and work to make each other so. I had one atheist who was upset because I had more reps than he/she did. That is sad but shows how the atheist operate around here.

GC

Your paltry god needs you, I guess.

GC needs to read Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 15, 2018 at 1:03 am)Godscreated Wrote: How utterly ridiculous you are, I care not whether you like me or not, I'm not here to win a popularity contest nor am I here to show I have any authority. God is the author and He is the one with complete authority and it matters not if you believe it or not, because those who are not for God are His enemies and that is a sad position to be in with an omnipotent God. The atheist here are the ones who embellish themselves and look to be popular and work to make each other so. I had one atheist who was upset because I had more reps than he/she did. That is sad but shows how the atheist operate around here.

GC

Oh, yes, he's such an authoritative father figure that the world operates as though he doesn't exist until a theist open his mouth to make the wild, unevidenced claim that he does exist.
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

Terrible analogy... But what else is new?
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
You;re right, lets make it more binding in the manner of your stated preferences and compulsions to worship.

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien -who terraformed this planet and seeded it with life billions of years ago- steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

Spot on now..right..after all..you'd worship -me- if I created you and your world.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 21, 2018 at 12:16 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

Terrible analogy... But what else is new?

At least you recognize my terrible analogy as a work of fiction. Try harder in real life.
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am)Khemikal Wrote: You;re right, lets make it more binding in the manner of your stated preferences and compulsions to worship.

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien -who terraformed this planet and seeded it with life billions of years ago- steps out of ship and says we are all sinners doomed. A giant asteroid is headed our way. Says he has a saving grace for us all. The only option is to take his spaceship and ram it and the resulting explosion would knock the asteroid offcourse but kill him in the process. He Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner carry out the mission. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?
FTFY

I'd accept his gift and be grateful...

(June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am)Khemikal Wrote: Spot on now..right..after all..you'd worship -me- if I created you and your world.

I clearly stated UNIVERSE, but ok...
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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
Well, write in universe if you have to...and then your answer is yes. So..it wasnt such a poor analogy after all, now was it?

Though I have to wonder why you;d write out the theologically relevant bits of your own chosen mythology............are you not satisfied with those?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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