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Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
July 13, 2018 at 5:36 am
Ahh yes... The Americanized version of Jesus... Pasty white with a shit ton of manscaping. Totally believable - especially from the middle east.

Religious people are so stupid sometimes.
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
July 13, 2018 at 10:26 am (This post was last modified: July 13, 2018 at 10:27 am by The Industrial Atheist.)
(July 13, 2018 at 5:36 am)Joods Wrote: Ahh yes... The Americanized version of Jesus... Pasty white with a shit ton of manscaping. Totally believable - especially from the middle east.

Religious people are so stupid sometimes.

Isn't it the accepted theory that they were making him look like a European king? I read an article in Time magazine many years ago that said he should've looked like  a Galilean, since if he didn't it should have been easy to find him without asking people to identify him.

That would be around 5'5'' with dark skin and eyes and hair in tight short curls

But I guess 6'0''-6'2'' with 11% bodyfat doesn't hurt with the female Christians.
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
July 13, 2018 at 11:46 am
Hey, whatever helps them to sleep at night, I guess.
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