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Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
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Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 15, 2018 at 2:13 pm
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm (This post was last modified: June 15, 2018 at 2:21 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Was her prophetic middle-aged suburban clitoris engorged with the Holy Spirit?
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 15, 2018 at 6:13 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 15, 2018 at 6:19 pm
(June 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Was her prophetic middle-aged suburban clitoris engorged with the Holy Spirit?

I'm sure she'd like to be crucified on his wood. Devil
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 15, 2018 at 7:16 pm
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 15, 2018 at 8:11 pm
I heard that jesus had a tiny dick, too.
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 16, 2018 at 8:19 am
(June 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Was her prophetic middle-aged suburban clitoris engorged with the Holy Spirit?

She's mentally ill.  I have one such chick in my neighborhood who claims that Jesus is speaking to her; she's older, though, and not too good looking.
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 16, 2018 at 3:14 pm
(June 15, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I heard that jesus had a tiny dick, too.

Doesn't affect the greasy pig bottom thing now, does it ??
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 16, 2018 at 4:09 pm
Don't forget he was probably hung like a horse too
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RE: Christian "Prophetess": Jesus is a hottie with a body
June 18, 2018 at 12:16 pm
(June 16, 2018 at 4:09 pm)Libertarian God Wrote: Don't forget he was probably hung like a horse too

At best, he would have been hung like an ass and a colt, the foal of an ass. True, that translates into a lot of meat. But a horse? I doubt it.

No matter the true dimensions of the Savior's junk, the "Prophetess's" erotic fantasies must be sad and dismal descents into madness. That poor dildo!
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