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Miracle Spring water
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 2:28 am
(June 27, 2018 at 2:00 am)J a c k Wrote: I never know exactly what to feel. Amusement? Pity?

Go with amusement. Anyone gullible enough to fall for this shit deserves to be laughed at.

Fucking miracle water. Lolz. 😹
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 6:18 am
Amusement no, pity possibly, contempt absolutely.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 9:02 am
It might be miracle water if it contained sufficient amounts of lithium. Or better yet, LSD!
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 9:17 am
What they really need to be selling are shrooms.
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#15
RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 9:23 am
You unbelievers..

I have some REAL miracle water though so all is not lost Smile
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#16
RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 1:25 pm
Hahaha no.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 1:48 pm
Miracle Spring Water?

Why would you be conned into buying that when I can sell you “Genuine” Miracle Yello Snow™?

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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 2:19 pm
(June 26, 2018 at 8:19 pm)Joods Wrote: Lololol
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Just started seeing commercials for this today.  I cannot believe how fucking gullible people are.

"I drank this here miracle Spring water and I got a check for $7000 in the mail! "

As long as you con in the name of religion you can make lots of money.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 2:46 pm
(June 27, 2018 at 1:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Miracle Spring Water?

Why would you be conned into buying that when I can sell you “Genuine” Miracle Yello Snow™?

Smoke some weed first, and you can call it Mello Yello.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 2:50 pm
(June 27, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(June 27, 2018 at 1:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Miracle Spring Water?

Why would you be conned into buying that when I can sell you “Genuine” Miracle Yello Snow™?

Smoke some weed first, and you can call it Mello Yello.

Well, I do have a new product coming out called “Holy Serenity Bliss Weed™”

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