Fucking Roadrunner. Meep Meep.
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What's Your Favorite Bird
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 RE: What's Your Favorite Bird
July 7, 2018 at 2:14 pm
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2018 at 2:16 pm by Brian37.)
(July 7, 2018 at 11:17 am)Joods Wrote: I am partial to any bird that isn't trying to use my car for target practice. And always right after you get it washed. On a related note, while I love nature, I FUCKING HATE birds in the morning, just like I hate crickets at night when I am trying to sleep. (July 7, 2018 at 1:31 pm)Divinity Wrote: Fucking Roadrunner. Meep Meep. 
If Mueller is successful then my favorite will be a jail bird.
 (July 7, 2018 at 3:37 pm)Whateverist Wrote: If Mueller is successful then my favorite will be a jail bird. Hmmm. We ought to be able to come up with a really stupendous name for the bird. I'll start, obviously it's up for modification. Orange-Crested Combover Boobie Apologies in advance to any Boobies offended by this sobriquet. We could make a whole classification just for him. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I don't wash mah cah. I let mother nature take care of it. Or I run it through an auto wash only after a snow storm due to the chemicals they use on the roads.
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 (July 7, 2018 at 3:57 pm)Fireball Wrote:(July 7, 2018 at 3:37 pm)Whateverist Wrote: If Mueller is successful then my favorite will be a jail bird. The Thin-Skinned Peacunt 
Can I tell you my least favourite bird at the moment?
The cockatoo. They settle in groups on a tree and over the course of a few days they pick it to pieces. They like to wake you up early and kookaburras are bastards for this also. When they screech you can imagine the translation would be 'fuck you'. I do like the fairy-wren, only a little bird. The male is blue coloured and has a little harem of brown females. He's constantly protecting them and often bashes the shit out of mirrors. If you see two males, it's father and son, dad showing his boy the ropes. Doesn't last long. (July 7, 2018 at 3:57 pm)Fireball Wrote:(July 7, 2018 at 3:37 pm)Whateverist Wrote: If Mueller is successful then my favorite will be a jail bird. Ahem. I have boobies and my girls don't appreciate you using their good name as a substitute for the piece of crap in office. Pick another one. 😈😂 Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(July 7, 2018 at 6:37 pm)Joods Wrote:(July 7, 2018 at 3:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hmmm. We ought to be able to come up with a really stupendous name for the bird. I'll start, obviously it's up for modification.  Already apologized in advance. Please feel free to get some sort of "pecker" insult in there! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(July 7, 2018 at 8:48 pm)Fireball Wrote:(July 7, 2018 at 6:37 pm)Joods Wrote: Ahem. I have boobies and my girls don't appreciate you using their good name as a substitute for the piece of crap in office. Lol.... I can't bring myself to insult an old soldier sitting on his duffel bags. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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