Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: January 22, 2025, 3:58 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#1
Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 7:11 am
Because he's not there!
Find
Reply
Chad32 Offline
The disillusioned
****
Religious Views: Apatheist/Antitheist
Posts: 9176
Threads: 76
Joined: November 21, 2013
Reputation: 40
#2
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 7:19 am
Because you may have attacked Tokyo.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Find
Reply
purplepurpose Offline
Banned
Religious Views: work
Posts: 2501
Threads: 158
Joined: April 19, 2013
Reputation: 19
#3
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 7:24 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2018 at 9:02 am by purplepurpose.)
He refused God's greatest gift, faith.
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#4
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:07 am
Because I found this incriminating picture on the internet.

[Image: 0bc389b8bd8f9bdf10ea84a43151b818.jpg]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#5
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:14 am
Because he takes pictures like that.
Find
Reply
Mr.Obvious Offline
Dishonorably Discharged
***
Religious Views: Atheist Mantis does not pray.
Posts: 1176
Threads: 30
Joined: May 22, 2017
Reputation: 21
#6
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:14 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am by Mr.Obvious.)
Because he looks up no-no stuff on The interwebs!

Edit: I mean because he is a ninja!
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]-
Find
Reply
Joods Offline Donators
LastPoet's final (and best) jerk off member.
*****
Religious Views: You're doing it all wrong.
Posts: 18544
Threads: 145
Joined: March 18, 2015
Reputation: 100
#7
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am
Because he isn't Captain Obvious.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
A well deserved beat down 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
Find
Reply
downbeatplumb Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: What is a God anyway?
Posts: 13901
Threads: 263
Joined: January 11, 2009
Reputation: 82
#8
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:39 am
(July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am)Joods Wrote: Because he isn't Captain Obvious.






You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#9
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 11:39 am
(July 12, 2018 at 11:15 am)Joods Wrote: Because he isn't Captain Obvious.

Because he looks vaguely like trump
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 46664
Threads: 543
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 108
#10
RE: Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.
July 12, 2018 at 2:22 pm
Because I have trouble pronouncing his name.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Tell us why the person above you should be illegal.

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler Losty 23 2316 July 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm
Last Post: A. Secular Human
  A Rep for the First Person to Solve this Riddle Rhondazvous 6 834 August 31, 2019 at 1:54 pm
Last Post: Rhondazvous
  The first person to post wins! Gawdzilla Sama 3 664 September 18, 2018 at 11:04 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees BrianSoddingBoru4 15 2811 January 1, 2018 at 11:01 pm
Last Post: Catholic_Lady
  Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever} ignoramus 17 3956 June 8, 2017 at 6:04 pm
Last Post: Jackalope
  Communicate wth the user above using sarcasm! ignoramus 30 3574 May 20, 2016 at 6:15 am
Last Post: Athene
  Question the motives of the poster above! ignoramus 61 6789 November 19, 2015 at 9:19 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes? ReptilianPeon 11 1850 May 17, 2015 at 1:15 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Lies it's OK to tell children ManMachine 3 2899 June 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow Rayaan 51 16594 May 1, 2011 at 3:32 am
Last Post: reverendjeremiah



Users browsing this thread: 4 Guest(s)