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If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 12, 2018 at 8:33 am
...how bad a decision could it be?
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 12, 2018 at 8:42 am
Yeah makes sense ...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 12, 2018 at 9:28 am
The kind where there's no one left in the future to come back?  Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 12, 2018 at 9:37 am (This post was last modified: August 12, 2018 at 9:38 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
Well, it seemed like a good idea.

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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 12, 2018 at 9:49 am
(August 12, 2018 at 8:33 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...how bad a decision could it be?

Hello. I'm from the future. I'm here to stop you.
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 12, 2018 at 9:50 am
(August 12, 2018 at 9:49 am)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(August 12, 2018 at 8:33 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...how bad a decision could it be?

Hello.  I'm from the future.  I'm here to stop you.

G'luck wit dat.  Tongue
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 12, 2018 at 9:54 am (This post was last modified: August 12, 2018 at 11:04 am by Anomalocaris.)
(August 12, 2018 at 8:33 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...how bad a decision could it be?

How do you know how bad your decision would have been if guys from the future didn’t come to kill you first on the day you are going die?
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 13, 2018 at 7:53 am
I wish I was important enough or smart enough to warrant getting knocked off!

No-one wasting worm holes on me, I tell ya!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 13, 2018 at 7:57 am
(August 13, 2018 at 7:53 am)ignoramus Wrote: I wish I was important enough or smart enough to warrant getting knocked off!

No-one wasting worm holes on me, I tell ya!

How do you know you weren’t a important savior of mankind or leering ubervillian in the true timeline, but skynet sent back through time a cyborg to make your into a totally insignificant nobody you are now in this alternate timeline?
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 13, 2018 at 8:40 am
More cars in my old neighborhood would still have their hubcaps. Tongue
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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