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The death penalty makes no sense.
RE: The death penalty makes no sense.
(August 17, 2018 at 12:58 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Well shit, lemme get out there and start skullfucking people right now!

Wink

Be sure not to wear a condom!  Remember, the goal is to get caught. 😝
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: The death penalty makes no sense.
[in the middle of the act]

"I am Williford Ames Muggington the Motherfucking Third..and I demand an xbox and a bach degree! Arrest me you plebes!"

(my real name would work even better...tripled first names....that in and of itself nearly proves I have people in my basement at this very moment, thx mom, lol)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The death penalty makes no sense.
(August 17, 2018 at 3:13 pm)Khemikal Wrote: [in the middle of the act]

"I am Williford Ames Muggington the Motherfucking Third..and I demand an xbox and a bach degree!  Arrest me you plebes!"

(my real name would work even better...tripled first names....that in and of itself nearly proves I have people in my basement at this very moment, thx mom, lol)

What?  You’re going to leave us hanging?!  I swear, we won’t net-stalk you. Probably.  😁
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: The death penalty makes no sense.
Well, I could tell you..but then I'd have to give back all those first born children.

Which brings me back round to our justice system.  All the terrifying randomness of trying to guess the right name to save your sons life, none of the happy endings!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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