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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 23, 2018 at 5:26 am
(September 23, 2018 at 4:36 am)Kit Wrote:
(August 29, 2018 at 4:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It’s certainly the cornerstone of British humour.

Not sure how much you paid attention in Witcher 3, but I would pass by many a men who farted and then laughed about it.

I first noticed it among the Baron's men.

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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 4:03 pm
(August 29, 2018 at 6:22 am)Little lunch Wrote: I think it's time to pull out the farting preacher.

It's always time to pull out the Farting Preacher
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 5:02 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2018 at 5:05 pm by outtathereligioncloset.)
I read that as "fat jokes forbidden" and thought "no problem." But fart jokes? Ruh oh.

We gave Grandchildperson a fart machine for Christmas. It makes something like two dozen distinctly different fart sounds. Childperson is not a big fan but the son-in-law loves it.
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September 24, 2018 at 5:36 pm


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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 5:42 pm


Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 5:48 pm
Why don't little girls fart?

Because they don't have arseholes until they get married.

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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 6:04 pm
(September 24, 2018 at 5:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why don't little girls fart?

Because they don't have arseholes until they get married.

So you say. I have heard rumbles that puts thunder in a shameful corner. So cute.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 6:13 pm
(September 24, 2018 at 6:04 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(September 24, 2018 at 5:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why don't little girls fart?

Because they don't have arseholes until they get married.

So you say. I have heard rumbles that puts thunder in a shameful corner. So cute.

Yeah, but that's more likely to be the rumbling of a young, tempetuous, heart looking forward ro the experiences an adult world has to give her.

That's how it was for me.

(Did that sound convincing?)

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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 6:21 pm
(September 24, 2018 at 6:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 24, 2018 at 6:04 pm)LastPoet Wrote: So you say. I have heard rumbles that puts thunder in a shameful corner. So cute.

Yeah, but  that's more likely to be the rumbling of a young, tempetuous, heart looking forward ro the experiences an adult world has to give her.

That's how it was for me.

(Did that sound convincing?)

Nah, usually is the air displacement in front of the train. Usually the most exquisite gourmet paté one will ever smell. How can someone so cute and small produce something so foul. Panic
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 24, 2018 at 6:25 pm
(September 24, 2018 at 6:21 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(September 24, 2018 at 6:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yeah, but  that's more likely to be the rumbling of a young, tempetuous, heart looking forward ro the experiences an adult world has to give her.

That's how it was for me.

(Did that sound convincing?)

Nah, usually is the air displacement in front of the train. Usually the most exquisite gourmet paté one will ever smell. How can someone so cute and small produce something so foul. Panic

Because god hates us.

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