Maybe They Should Just Wear Burqas?

[The Grand Nudger]

Ha, underwear for boys in florida.  No thx on the schweaty balls, sir.  If you look around a floridian classroom, there will be plenty of scrote swinging visibly up those jersey shorts.

Again, business as usual and not weird.

Honestly, there's never a time when you can't see everything through the constant wet tshirt contest that is perpetual 100% humidity.

-Florida, it's impossible to properly explain this to non floridians...feels like what would happen if you stuffed a goats ass inside of another goats ass and steamed it...and that's on a breezy night, don't get me started on noon.

[Angrboda]

Ha, underwear for boys in florida.  No thx on the schweaty balls, sir.  If you look around a floridian classroom, there will be plenty of scrote swinging visibly up those jersey shorts.

Again, business as usual and not weird.

Can't they just wear boxers and accomplish the same thing?

[brewer]

Quote: School officials defended their actions, saying the dress code was inspired by state law and prohibited “clothing that exposes underwear or body parts in an indecent or vulgar manner or that disrupts the orderly learning environment.”

Watch out girls. Thigh above the knee and necks are next.

And no tampons.

[The Grand Nudger]

Ha, underwear for boys in florida.  No thx on the schweaty balls, sir.  If you look around a floridian classroom, there will be plenty of scrote swinging visibly up those jersey shorts.

Again, business as usual and not weird.

Can't they just wear boxers and accomplish the same thing?

Boxers -and- jersey shorts?  Are you trying to steam some rocky mountains oysters? I always found dress codes comical, as all floridian shoolchildren do, because we're talking about a place where short shorts no undies is a norm, -for guys-. The dress codes invariably read like a place preparing for alpine winter - cuz puritanical mores in a place dripping with everything they stand against. Things that might seem provocative elsewhere really are just so normal and common and nothing to do with sex that they go unnoticed - except, ofc, by teachers and administrators, apparently. Most of us, growing up, are entirely used to seeing each other completely naked or verging on naked at all times.

No shirt no shoes no service....not really an enforced rule down thur.

Two layers of thick clothing, high button collar, shorts below the knees - but preferably khaki pants, minimal skin exposed to air (and thus eyeballs). Yah, we'll get right on that, lol.

[Minimalist]

You know, even in fucking Arizona the schools are air conditioned.  What the hell is wrong with FLorida?

[The Grand Nudger]

Portables, the cost of ac in high humidity, and alot of semi enclosed or open air throughways. You can certainly get a good room with bitchin ac, helps to dry and crust your clothes onto your skin until next period - do it all over again.

(I've built up a lifetime of complaints about heat and humidity, lol, if it's not obvious)

Yall made me check the weather back home. Cold wave, 90 in the day, 80 at night, 92% humidity with thunderstorms. Manatee is further south, other side of the skyway, and stickier, since it's not on a peninsula. It's also super fucking duper fundy.

[Minimalist]

"and when he gets to heaven,
to saint peter he will tell:
"Another Floridian reporting, sir
I've served my time in hell."

With apologies to the anonymous author.

[The Grand Nudger]

LOL, you could see that shit on peoples faces, particularly guys from new york or wisconsin, down at Eglin (which was -up- at Eglin..for me, then, lol).  I wasn't the only cracker in rotation..we used to fuck with them so hard.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I support the teacher in this.  I once caught sight of a bra strap and went on an eight-day killing spree.

Boru

[The Grand Nudger]

You forgot the part where you woke up in a whorehouse under a pile of trafficked teenagers.