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Your one word identity
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#41
RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 6:35 pm
Weird.
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#42
RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 6:48 pm (This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm by Haipule.)
(September 3, 2018 at 6:35 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Weird.
Thank God!
(September 3, 2018 at 5:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: Aloha Rebecca,

I think it's nice to know that people are thinking of you...while masturbating!

Thinking of you always, Bill

Shouldn’t this be in the “creepy” thread?

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I said that the one word to describe me is "Horny". Well, at least I had the balls to back it up!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#43
RE: Your one word identity
September 4, 2018 at 8:12 am
(September 3, 2018 at 11:59 am)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 11:50 am)Brian37 Wrote: Human.

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Can't everyone do this in their head? (although the derivative shouldn't be partial here---there is only one variable--not incorrect, just strange).

My word: mathematician.
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#44
RE: Your one word identity
September 4, 2018 at 8:35 am
(September 3, 2018 at 6:35 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Weird.

Everybody used to call me weird.

My response was that the opposite of weird is boring.
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#45
RE: Your one word identity
September 4, 2018 at 9:54 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2018 at 9:55 pm by chimp3. Edit Reason: accuracy )
(September 4, 2018 at 8:35 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 6:35 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Weird.

Everybody used to call me weird.

My response was that the opposite of weird is boring.
I like "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!" HST.
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#46
RE: Your one word identity
September 5, 2018 at 12:59 am
(September 3, 2018 at 5:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: Aloha Rebecca,

I think it's nice to know that people are thinking of you...while masturbating!

Thinking of you always, Bill

Shouldn’t this be in the “creepy” thread?

👌👈

💋
 I thought I was late for the early ejaculation seminar. Turns out I'm a day early Smile
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#47
RE: Your one word identity
September 6, 2018 at 1:09 am
Energetic
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#48
RE: Your one word identity
September 6, 2018 at 1:15 am
whatever
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#49
RE: Your one word identity
September 6, 2018 at 1:41 am
Mamá.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#50
RE: Your one word identity
September 6, 2018 at 2:01 am
(September 6, 2018 at 1:41 am)J a c k Wrote: Mamá.


That is jacked up.
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