Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Proof I'm Amoray
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Proof I'm Amoray
September 3, 2018 at 10:37 am
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 10:38 am by Abaddon_ire.)
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amoray.
Did you go "Ploof" when you entered the water?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (September 3, 2018 at 10:37 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amoray. Ninja'd! That was going to be my next one. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(September 3, 2018 at 1:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(September 3, 2018 at 10:37 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amoray. When you go for a swim And an eel bites your shin It’s a moray! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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