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Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
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Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm
So, I love the subreddit Roast Me. https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/

It's fucking hilarious. So, I thought I'd kick off something similar here, which is why I titled my thread the way I did. Others might want to join the fun and get roasted in their own threads.

There really aren't any rules, but I'd like it if people didn't go personal. Superficial shit like appearance and behavior are fine, but shit like, "Remember that time your dog died?" is line crossing. It's meant to be funny, not fucking horrible. I don't want to start something that will lead to people getting shat on. Also, f you're likely to get your feelings hurt, please do not indulge in this game. It's for thick-skinned people who want to laugh at themselves and for people who want to laugh at them. Really, there's no shame in being too soft to roast.

All you have to do is post a picture of yourself and people make funny comments. It's usually based solely on appearance in the picture. Feel free to browse the link above for inspiration.




Fuck that picture is huge and I used imgfit. Eek.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 2:34 pm
You appear to have a slight blemish just under the hair line.



I feel English people may not be natural roasters.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 3:06 pm
(September 14, 2018 at 2:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: You appear to have a slight blemish just under the hair line.

Now steady on old chap! At least refer to it as a beauty spot!
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 3:10 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2018 at 3:20 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Upper or lower 40 of the hairline?  Wink

(Imma get a sufficiently lulzworthy pic just for this thread - inc. shortly)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 3:26 pm
Are we supposed to put a caption to it? Because if so I'd go with ...

She wants you touching your toes so she can use your anus as an umbrella holder
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 5:11 pm
I do notice some suspected AK's. Nip it in the bud before they become basal cells. 

And stop using Wen shampoo.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 5:28 pm
"I'll get you my pretties and your little dog too"
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm
With better quality shirts all of the triangles point at the boobs.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm
You married the site owner and you’re only a mod. Hah! Take that.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 7:11 pm
Looks like my right eye brow is going for liftoff.
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