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Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
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Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 2:34 pm
You appear to have a slight blemish just under the hair line.



I feel English people may not be natural roasters.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 3:06 pm
(September 14, 2018 at 2:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: You appear to have a slight blemish just under the hair line.

Now steady on old chap! At least refer to it as a beauty spot!
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 3:10 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2018 at 3:20 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Upper or lower 40 of the hairline?  Wink

(Imma get a sufficiently lulzworthy pic just for this thread - inc. shortly)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 3:26 pm
Are we supposed to put a caption to it? Because if so I'd go with ...

She wants you touching your toes so she can use your anus as an umbrella holder
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 5:11 pm
I do notice some suspected AK's. Nip it in the bud before they become basal cells. 

And stop using Wen shampoo.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 5:28 pm
"I'll get you my pretties and your little dog too"
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm
With better quality shirts all of the triangles point at the boobs.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm
You married the site owner and you’re only a mod. Hah! Take that.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 7:11 pm
Looks like my right eye brow is going for liftoff.
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