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Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 8:44 am
That's the best resting "I'm gonna kill you in your sleep motherfucker" face I've seen in a while...
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#22
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 10:17 am
That reassuring “I am sane and I mean you well” look is close enough to work.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 10:44 am
So that's what happened to Wednesday from the Adams family

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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#24
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 1:43 pm
(September 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm)Shell B Wrote: So, I love the subreddit Roast Me. https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/

It's fucking hilarious. So, I thought I'd kick off something similar here, which is why I titled my thread the way I did. Others might want to join the fun and get roasted in their own threads.

There really aren't any rules, but I'd like it if people didn't go personal. Superficial shit like appearance and behavior are fine, but shit like, "Remember that time your dog died?" is line crossing. It's meant to be funny, not fucking horrible. I don't want to start something that will lead to people getting shat on. Also, f you're likely to get your feelings hurt, please do not indulge in this game. It's for thick-skinned people who want to laugh at themselves and for people who want to laugh at them. Really, there's no shame in being too soft to roast.

All you have to do is post a picture of yourself and people make funny comments. It's usually based solely on appearance in the picture. Feel free to browse the link above for inspiration.




Fuck that picture is huge and I used imgfit. Eek.

Is that your DMV photo or perp walk photo? Either way, that employee who took the photo is in therapy, "THAT HAIR, THAT HAIR!"
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 2:06 pm
Gurlllll, stay in yo Shell, B.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 4:05 pm
"I've met Angelina Jolie, I dated Angelina Jolie, she was a friend of mine. You mam, are no Angelina Jolie".

^^^^^ Spoof of the 1988 Vice Presidential Debate where "You are no Jack Kennedy" was said to Dan Quale".
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 9:06 pm
I think this is a thread that can only piss Tibs off...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#28
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 9:54 pm
He doesn’t mind a few insults slung at me, I hope. Apparently, it’s all about context.

Brian, my hair is lovely, thank you. Lol
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 10:14 pm
Looks like you need another jar of my pasta sauce.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 16, 2018 at 1:41 pm
The look that is penis envy.

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