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The one sentence story, #1.

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The one sentence story, #1.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: The one sentence story, #1.
September 19, 2018 at 11:41 am
(September 19, 2018 at 11:37 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Then the Pope appeared in his Papal raiments (Soft, yet strong) and order the three to do something they wouldn't normally do.


"Why is that priest whipping out his dick?"

"They have to air them out every Spring."
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RE: The one sentence story, #1.
September 19, 2018 at 7:48 pm
(September 19, 2018 at 11:41 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 19, 2018 at 11:37 am)Minimalist Wrote: "Why is that priest whipping out his dick?"

"They have to air them out every Spring."

Altar boy Jack Spring begins weeping and tries to hide behind the Martian delegation.

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RE: The one sentence story, #1.
September 20, 2018 at 4:40 am (This post was last modified: September 20, 2018 at 4:40 am by ignoramus.)
A group of well dressed men walk in and ask if anyone knows anything about 3 illegal aliens?
Pat, Mike, and Seamus were sweating profusely!
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