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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 3:40 pm
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(October 6, 2018 at 9:15 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: I gotta ask you fellas----is THAT what you want to see when you peel your bride out of her wedding dress on your honeymoon?
https://www.spanx.com/best-selling-shapewear
Uh just no. *shudders*
As with antiques, I prefer the ladies unvarnished. No make up, no foundation garments just good juicy lady parts without the bubblewrap.
(October 6, 2018 at 9:43 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I know what boys like... 
I can vouch for that.
(October 6, 2018 at 10:20 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: (October 6, 2018 at 9:43 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I know what boys like...
Hah! At my age, all I think about now is movies, food and Mahjong. 
Same here. Movies, food and my schlong.
(October 7, 2018 at 8:58 am)Maffis Wrote: ![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAQ6xOOYpGoYbgwgXCHjH...uO7d8AUzMw]](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAQ6xOOYpGoYbgwgXCHjHa3mGv5ulaAddcSg6Y34WHuO7d8AUzMw)
A can with muffin tops. What next?
(October 7, 2018 at 3:38 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I've heard a few guys over 50ish - when male hormones start decreasing - say they're happy that their thoughts aren't controlled as much now by their...smaller head.
-Teresa
I can relate. It's nice not to be consciously trying to deflate a boner when out in public like back in 7th grade. But as with horses I still like to give it its head most of the time once in a while.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 5:37 pm
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(October 7, 2018 at 8:53 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Women don't really want to know what men want.
Women want men to want what women approve of men wanting to want.
Thus, men are expected to want romance, intrigue, and a satisfying interpersonal relationship - when in reality the poor slob just wants a beer, a roast beef sandwich and a blowjob.
Though not necessarily in that order.
You forgot control of the remote. And the occasional porn. My King says I write very good porn. I am a good wife.  
And Gwaithmir----glad you still find the female form nice to look at, at least. I feel compelled to add (from a female perspective) that you're only truly impotent if your tongue has stopped working too.
I'm just saying....
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 5:47 pm
Grandpa used to tell me that.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 7:10 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 5:37 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
And Gwaithmir----glad you still find the female form nice to look at, at least. I feel compelled to add (from a female perspective) that you're only truly impotent if your tongue has stopped working too.
I'm just saying....
Ahhhh........... here's the Adam's dentures joke.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 9:40 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 5:37 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: (October 7, 2018 at 8:53 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Women don't really want to know what men want.
Women want men to want what women approve of men wanting to want.
Thus, men are expected to want romance, intrigue, and a satisfying interpersonal relationship - when in reality the poor slob just wants a beer, a roast beef sandwich and a blowjob.
Though not necessarily in that order.
You forgot control of the remote. And the occasional porn. My King says I write very good porn. I am a good wife.
And Gwaithmir----glad you still find the female form nice to look at, at least. I feel compelled to add (from a female perspective) that you're only truly impotent if your tongue has stopped working too.
I'm just saying....
Know any women who would like a relationship with an impotent, 300-lb., 70-year-old couch potato? Oh, the trials and tribulations of a cunnilinguist! 
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 9:59 pm
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After my wedding last year, I changed into a different dress for the reception. My husband asked me though, that night...after everything was over, to put the wedding dress back on so we could.........
While I was wearing it.
Men. lol I have to say though, it was pretty hot. 
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 9:59 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: After my wedding last year, I changed into a different dress for the reception. My husband asked me though, that night...after everything was over, to put the wedding dress back on so we could.........
While I was wearing it.
Men. lol I have to say though, it was pretty hot.
Nekkid wimmen sex is a way better thing than any kind of clothing that could be worn. His mileage obviously varies.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 10:42 pm
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Tastes vary, as do appetites. Don't trust people who are just trying to sell something.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 10:44 pm
Depends if she lets me tear it off of her. Maybe with my teeth. A lot of strange things CAN be sexy 
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RE: What Guys Want
October 8, 2018 at 9:30 am
(October 7, 2018 at 10:44 pm)PRJA93 Wrote: Depends if she lets me tear it off of her. Maybe with my teeth. A lot of strange things CAN be sexy
Candy panties?
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