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What Guys Want
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 3:40 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2018 at 3:48 pm by Whateverist.)
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 5:37 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2018 at 5:43 pm by outtathereligioncloset.)
(October 7, 2018 at 8:53 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Women don't really want to know what men want.

Women want men to want what women approve of men wanting to want.

Thus,  men are expected to want romance, intrigue, and a satisfying interpersonal relationship - when in reality the poor slob just wants a beer, a roast beef sandwich and a blowjob.


Though not necessarily in that order.


You forgot control of the remote.  And the occasional porn.  My King says I write very good porn.  I am a good wife. Hehe Cool
And Gwaithmir----glad you still find the female form nice to look at, at least. I feel compelled to add (from a female perspective) that you're only truly impotent if your tongue has stopped working too.

I'm just saying....
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 5:47 pm
Grandpa used to tell me that.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 7:10 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 5:37 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
And Gwaithmir----glad you still find the female form nice to look at, at least.  I feel compelled to add (from a female perspective) that you're only truly impotent if your tongue has stopped working too.

I'm just saying....

Ahhhh........... here's the Adam's dentures joke.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 9:40 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 5:37 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 8:53 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Women don't really want to know what men want.

Women want men to want what women approve of men wanting to want.

Thus,  men are expected to want romance, intrigue, and a satisfying interpersonal relationship - when in reality the poor slob just wants a beer, a roast beef sandwich and a blowjob.


Though not necessarily in that order.


You forgot control of the remote.  And the occasional porn.  My King says I write very good porn.  I am a good wife. Hehe Cool
And Gwaithmir----glad you still find the female form nice to look at, at least.  I feel compelled to add (from a female perspective) that you're only truly impotent if your tongue has stopped working too.

I'm just saying....

Know any women who would like a relationship with an impotent, 300-lb., 70-year-old couch potato? Oh, the trials and tribulations of a cunnilinguist! Confused
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 9:59 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2018 at 10:02 pm by *Deidre*.)
After my wedding last year, I changed into a different dress for the reception. My husband asked me though, that night...after everything was over, to put the wedding dress back on so we could.........

While I was wearing it.

Men. lol I have to say though, it was pretty hot. Blush
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 9:59 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: After my wedding last year, I changed into a different dress for the reception. My husband asked me though, that night...after everything was over, to put the wedding dress back on so we could.........

While I was wearing it.

Men. lol I have to say though, it was pretty hot. Blush

Nekkid wimmen sex is a way better thing than any kind of clothing that could be worn. His mileage obviously varies.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 10:42 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2018 at 10:43 pm by Alan V.)
Tastes vary, as do appetites. Don't trust people who are just trying to sell something.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 10:44 pm
Depends if she lets me tear it off of her. Maybe with my teeth. A lot of strange things CAN be sexy Tongue
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RE: What Guys Want
October 8, 2018 at 9:30 am
(October 7, 2018 at 10:44 pm)PRJA93 Wrote: Depends if she lets me tear it off of her. Maybe with my teeth. A lot of strange things CAN be sexy Tongue

Candy panties?
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