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#31
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 9, 2018 at 10:57 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 10:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(October 9, 2018 at 9:22 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: "The squeaky wheel gets the grease".

That's a universal truth. It's in all animals dna.
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FFS, mate, you post another Huggy meme and Ima block your ass for fucking ever! MEDAMMIT! Mad
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#32
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 9, 2018 at 11:30 pm
That's not Huggy! It's Eddie Murphy! lol
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#33
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 12:07 am
(October 9, 2018 at 2:58 pm)wyzas Wrote: "What goes around comes around."  Karma bullshit. 

I must disagree. I think that is one of the most reliable of the hippy quotes.

It's not that there is some mystical force which insures bad guys get their comeuppance. It's simple probabilities. The more often you play with fire, the greater the likelihood that you will get burned. What goes around DOES come around eventually.

The hippies may not have got it right from a mathematical probabilities standpoint but they lucked out on the truth. Be an asshole and it probably WILL come around and bite you in the ass. Probabilities favor it.
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#34
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 7:50 am
This thread sounds like a Meatloaf Album.




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#35
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 8:42 am
(October 10, 2018 at 7:50 am)Little lunch Wrote: This thread sounds like a Meatloaf Album.

And I just want my money back......
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#36
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 9:30 am (This post was last modified: October 10, 2018 at 10:53 am by Homeless Nutter.)
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results".

Uhm... No, it isn't. That's the definition of practice.
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#37
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 10:59 am
"I self identify as ............".
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#38
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 4:47 pm
"If you swallow a live toad, first thing in the morning,
nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."
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#39
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 7:30 pm
"You've been blessed with a gift from god."

No.


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#40
RE: Stupid Sayings
October 10, 2018 at 7:44 pm
"There once was a boy from Nantucket..."
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