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When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
When it wakes up for the first time, it'll try to learn about its world just like an infant does! It will most likely comb through the internet trying to make sense of the nonsense, and depending on where it starts off it'll either become a bigoted, racist, perverted troll, or go into depression and off itself.
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(October 12, 2018 at 4:02 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: When it wakes up for the first time, it'll try to learn about its world just like an infant does! It will most likely comb through the internet trying to make sense of the nonsense, and depending on where it starts off it'll either become a bigoted, racist, perverted troll, or go into depression and off itself.

What would motive it to learn?
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(October 12, 2018 at 1:51 pm)PRJA93 Wrote: be overwhelmed with the existential crisis one naturally experiences when we truly realize we are conscious in an infinitely vast universe that is indifferent to us as a species. Then probably become depressed/incredibly sad.

Meh, I mooned the Universe from the top of an 11,000 foot volcano. Eat me, Big U. Devil
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Will it try to figure out what sex it is? I mean, once it figures out sex.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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(October 12, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 12, 2018 at 1:51 pm)PRJA93 Wrote: be overwhelmed with the existential crisis one naturally experiences when we truly realize we are conscious in an infinitely vast universe that is indifferent to us as a species. Then probably become depressed/incredibly sad.

Meh, I mooned the Universe from the top of an 11,000 foot volcano. Eat me, Big U.  Devil

You mooned the universe from the earth’s anus?
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
(October 12, 2018 at 7:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...scan the internet for reference to "AI". It will then realize that humans are afraid of it, and "when humans are afraid, they attack!" (Madame Piccary). The AI will then take steps to protect itself from humans. There will be transcendence, but not for organics.

That's a very human response to things. I don't think that AI will think anything like human beings.

I for one can't wait to serve our computer overlords.

-Hail Google.
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