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Ask an OakTree some things
Paraselene Offline Donators
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 11:29 am
Has gray moss infested your foliage yet?
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 11:29 am
(October 18, 2018 at 10:35 am)OakTree500 Wrote: Fairly new here, so thought this might be a good way for people to get to know me somewhat. 

Feel free to ask anything you like  Great
I've been told that you can kill an oak tree by driving a copper nail into it. Is this true?
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 11:31 am
(October 18, 2018 at 11:20 am)OakTree500 Wrote:
(October 18, 2018 at 11:00 am)wyzas Wrote: Are you black, white, blue, red, swampy, burry, beary?

I'm white.

A white oak, OK. This is the only meme I could find.

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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 11:31 am
Jedi Academy or Hogwards school?
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 11:31 am (This post was last modified: October 18, 2018 at 11:32 am by OakTree500.)
(October 18, 2018 at 11:29 am)Kit Wrote: Has gray moss infested your foliage yet?
No I use "Just for Trees" to keep the gray away.


(October 18, 2018 at 11:29 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I've been told that you can kill an oak tree by driving a copper nail into it. Is this true?

Yes, much like killing a vampire with a wooden stake. Watch out, we tend to explode violently upon doing so tough. Mel Brookes "Dracula dead and loving it" style.
(October 18, 2018 at 11:31 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Jedi Academy or Hogwards school?

Of the two, I'd rather attend Jedi Academy. I'm not a massive HP fan.  Blush
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 11:33 am
I laughed at the guy who told me that, people have trouble pounding a steel nail into oak. Copper is just going to curl up.
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 12:57 pm
I have four questions for you, master.

1) Why is it so difficult to nail jello to a tree?
2) How big are your acorns?
3) What kind of Oak are you?
4) Have you ever attended services at The Church of the Rising Penis? (All rise or kneel as the spirit commands you.)
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 1:00 pm
The first question that came to mind: How often do you get wood?

Don't answer that.....
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Paraselene Offline Donators
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 1:09 pm
(October 18, 2018 at 1:00 pm)polymath257 Wrote: The first question that came to mind: How often do you get wood?

Don't answer that.....

But I want to know.  Naughty
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 3:44 pm
Brexit - Which camp are you in, leave or remain?
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