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The death of the Sun and Jesus' Second Coming.
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RE: The death of the Sun and Jesus' Second Coming.
October 29, 2018 at 4:45 pm
I like how I get spam from strangers but the Holy Spirit is so ethereal, not even to the level of an annoying showtune that seems to get stuck in my head now and then.
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RE: The death of the Sun and Jesus' Second Coming.
October 29, 2018 at 4:59 pm
That's because spam is real and the holy spirit is bullshit.
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RE: The death of the Sun and Jesus' Second Coming.
October 29, 2018 at 9:24 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2018 at 9:27 pm by brewer.)
(October 29, 2018 at 1:40 pm)Jehanne Wrote: It is widely predicted that the Earth will be destroyed after our star enters its red giant phase some 5 billion years from now.  If Jesus decides to return then, where will the Second Coming take place?

On yer mom.
(October 29, 2018 at 2:16 pm)Cato Wrote: Jesus doesn't have that long.  the Sun's increasing luminosity will kill plant life and evaporate oceans before 2 billion years are up.

Where the hell have you been off to? Good to see ya again.
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RE: The death of the Sun and Jesus' Second Coming.
October 30, 2018 at 12:28 am (This post was last modified: October 30, 2018 at 12:30 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 29, 2018 at 1:40 pm)Jehanne Wrote:  If Jesus decides to return then, where will the Second Coming take place?

Hopefully in the middle of a helium to carbon nuclear fission furnace.

Almighty and omniscient god would even more than any of his creations deserve first hand experience Of many zeros the temperature of hell can have.
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