Ten Facts...

[Joods]

Round three. I'll try to make this one more upbeat. 

21. Every other month I make approximately 35 pounds of pasta sauce.
22. While I love what I do - I actually hate cutting hair. Color is my niche. 
23. Pretzels eaten at the same exact time with potato chips and M&M's makes an awesome flavor combination.
24. I play Minecraft at least three hours most every evening.
25. My boobs continue to be pillows for a 3 year old cat
26. I like wearing summer clothing in the winter.
27. I'm quite possibly the most boring person here. 
28. My 14 year old son is annoying. 
29. I have a 2015 Jeep Patriot which is my second favorite car.
30. When I was five years old my mother paid me money to jump off the high dive at our swim club.

[Cod]

27. I'm quite possibly the most boring person here. 

No way.. Elaborate on number 25

[brewer]

11. Been shot once. They left one pellet in me, extricated around a dozen. 
12. Started out buying Fords, after the 3rd one I knew better. (that slow learning shit again)
13. Water ski bum in my youth
14. Terrible fear of heights that only came on once I started wearing glasses.
15. Not into contact sports. (with men)
16. Stopped musically evolving once the 90's grunge came around
17. If I got paid to go to college I'd still be there
18. Spider bite on my penis at 13. Fell in lust with the treating nurse. 
19. Grew up eating a lot of Beverly Hillbillies food. 
20. Think this "Ten Facts" thing is petering out.

[Joods]

27. I'm quite possibly the most boring person here. 

No way.. Elaborate on number 25

Everyone knows the story already.

[Seraphina]

1. I have a government document that says I was a spinster at age 20.
(I was married at 20 in a London borough registry office and they listed my status as "spinster". My now-ex husband was a "bachelor")

2. Never arrested but I did get a ride to the police station in the back of a cop car at around age 18 for underage drinking.

3. I got a tattoo at a carnival at age 18 (a little heart on my boob) and had it lasered off 15 years later.

4. I drove 2,613 miles solo across the USA when I moved to California.

5. I've eaten lamb's brains. It wasn't bad.

6. Sriracha on everything, including chocolate.

7. I've been an insurance examiner for 13 years.

8. I hate Disney.

9. I was raised in a strict Catholic family; while talking to one of my brothers few years ago we both found out that we dropped it and are atheists now.

10. I'm tall. In heels, I'm pushing 6 feet.

-Teresa

[WinterHold]

There are rounds????
Okay, I'm two rounds behind:

11-I love smoking. cigarettes, Shisha, whatever
12-I think French when spoken by women is very hot
13-I am a virgin. Yes yes I know, it's quite sad but what can you say ?
14-I think darkness and storms are very exciting. The best atmospheres I like are messy, chaotic ones, but I also love calm warm weather.
15-I think aliens exist. We just didn't look probably; or we don't have the tools to do so.
16-I want to marry a coffee cake. There are these sweet bites that use "Niscafe" along with tons of Nutella, they make me drool.
17-I consumed chewing tobacco and loved the shit out of it, have a severe weakness for it despite it being so destructive to my MS
18-Dawn is the perfect time of the day
19-I want to have a Tattoo.
20-I have 3 types of farts: -Not smelly, not loud
-Smelly with the sound of a chariot moving on rocks
-Irradiated fireballs. Usually I have this one if I eat spicy food from a Saudi branch KFC. It hurts.

[Mr.Obvious]

Round three it is.

1. I'm a pretty damn good cook.
2. I hate cooking so damn much.
3. I hate that I'm so good at cooking that it often befalls to me.
4. I'm a complete monogamist. My girlfriend is my first and hopefully my last
5. I'm painting my basement because my gf's father was embarrassed by it.
6. I would like to be a writer, but deep down I'm afraid I'm just not good enough.
7. I can't stand getting a massage.
8. I love giving massages and I'm concidered good at it.
9. I reign undefeated in (Dutch) Boggle. I haven't ever entered a contest. But I play it a lot, against anyone who wants, and I always, and I mean always, win. Often by a landslide.
10. I couldn't tie my shoelaces until I was 13 or 14 years old.

[onlinebiker]

11. Been shot once. They left one pellet in me, extricated around a dozen. 
12. Started out buying Fords, after the 3rd one I knew better. (that slow learning shit again)
13. Water ski bum in my youth
14. Terrible fear of heights that only came on once I started wearing glasses.
15. Not into contact sports. (with men)
16. Stopped musically evolving once the 90's grunge came around
17. If I got paid to go to college I'd still be there
18. Spider bite on my penis at 13. Fell in lust with the treating nurse. 
19. Grew up eating a lot of Beverly Hillbillies food. 
20. Think this "Ten Facts" thing is petering out.

18. Trying to get a blowjob from a spider isn't the smartest thing I've heard of - but it's certainly unique.

[brewer]

11. Been shot once. They left one pellet in me, extricated around a dozen. 
12. Started out buying Fords, after the 3rd one I knew better. (that slow learning shit again)
13. Water ski bum in my youth
14. Terrible fear of heights that only came on once I started wearing glasses.
15. Not into contact sports. (with men)
16. Stopped musically evolving once the 90's grunge came around
17. If I got paid to go to college I'd still be there
18. Spider bite on my penis at 13. Fell in lust with the treating nurse. 
19. Grew up eating a lot of Beverly Hillbillies food. 
20. Think this "Ten Facts" thing is petering out.

18. Trying to get a blowjob from a spider isn't the smartest thing I've heard of - but it's certainly unique.

If it didn't hurt it would be one of natures Viagra's.

[DodosAreDead]

Round 3? Ok then. (Wait, did I already do round three? I don't even remember yikes.) 

1. I absolutely love chaotic, dark, stormy, foggy, etc weather.
2. I despise the sun. Like, from-the-bottom-of-my-heart, would-kill-it-if-i-could, would-give-up-mint-icecream-if-it-meant-never-seeing-the-sun-again, despise it. Cloudy weather is the way to go.
3. I alternate between "not-swearing is for the weak hearted, BITCHES" and "oh my freaking god the f word is for uncultured fucking, uh I mean freaking, swines." every few months.
4. I used to dislike apple computers with a vehemence until I actually started using one myself, although I still like windows OS just as much. 
5. I started to learn Spanish on Duolingo, got about half-way through, and gave up only to come back again THREE times. 
6. IRL I'm sometimes very introverted and literally will not say a word, and sometimes will talk the hind leg off an elephant and be the most social person around. Which me I am doesn't depend on my mood or the company around me, and I really don't know what it depends on.
7. I consumed Enid Blyton' books a lot as a child (she's a British author), and so I often use British sounding phrases when writing. 
8. Aside from writing, which I think I'm good at, I have no discernible artistic talent. I have a tiny singing range, am clumsier-than-thou, can't draw a penis without it looking like a chicken, etc etc. 
9. My sense of humor is warped much like my father's, and together we drive my mom nuts. (She rarely, if ever, exhibits a sense of humor.)
10. I'm currently at a hotel in Mumbai. I've just found out that three of my fav sports teams are currently staying here. Yes, I'm having a huge freak-out. 
11. (because it's my mom's fav number - a certain obese Hindu elephant god with an eating disorder always eats eleven Indian dimsums in one sitting, apparently) I love Tiramisu from the bottom of my heart, will fight you for it, and only started properly loving my dog after realizing he looks like a Tiramisu when he's wet.