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Add something absurd to any sports......
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Add something absurd to any sports......
Take a sport, any sport, and change the rules, field, court, and make it absurd, silly, and twistedly interesting.

I'll go first.

I hate golf, but I might start watching it if they added paint ball to it. The rivals could stand 15 ft away on putts. The rules would be you couldn't hit the club or the ball, but pelt the putter in the back and legs. I figure if you can still make the putt getting hit with paint balls, you deserve it.

So what sport you are not into, would you start watching if..........?
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
Full contact chess.
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Soccer team will have to add women makeup or outfit to their standard uniform if they lose game in special tournament with good money prize.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
(November 15, 2018 at 10:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Full contact chess.

I am going to stop raking you over the coals for this thread because it sounds interesting, but add to it, how would it work?
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
(November 15, 2018 at 10:14 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 15, 2018 at 10:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Full contact chess.

I am going to stop raking you over the coals for this thread because it sounds interesting, but add to it, how would it work?

Just ask any Catholic Bishop Dunno

Hehe
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
Extreme no hold bar Cricket

Synchronized water weight lifting
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
(November 15, 2018 at 10:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Full contact chess.

Already exists, and in more than one form.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
The way I see it - all sports are already absurd.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
(November 15, 2018 at 10:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Full contact chess.

Harry Potter took care of that already.

Ballet style football.
NFL players would be required to wear tutu's, tights and ballet slippers. No running allowed, only official ballet moves such as the Plié or Arabesque.
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Football: No time out can be more than one minute long.

Basketball: Anybody who dribbles on the floor has to clean it up.

Cricket:
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