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Every Apologetic Argument Ever
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RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
(December 1, 2018 at 9:18 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: And optimists will continue to insist the glass is half full when we know in reality that it is half empty.

Those of us who are/were engineers consider the glass to be twice the size necessary.
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#12
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
(December 1, 2018 at 11:10 am)Fireball Wrote:
(December 1, 2018 at 9:18 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: And optimists will continue to insist the glass is half full when we know in reality that it is half empty.

Those of us who are/were engineers consider the glass to be twice the size necessary.
And physicists/chemists will consider the glass always full. Some of it water, some of it air.
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#13
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
Quote:I have reduced it to a single word 'Blahsus'

Don't forget "Blallah."  Musn't discriminate!
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#14
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
(December 1, 2018 at 11:29 am)LostLocke Wrote:
(December 1, 2018 at 11:10 am)Fireball Wrote: Those of us who are/were engineers consider the glass to be twice the size necessary.
And physicists/chemists will consider the glass always full. Some of it water, some of it air.

As a person trained in physics, (B Sc), I should have thought of that, too! But if someone comes to you and asks if you have an empty bucket and you tell them no, they're gonna get pissed, if all it has in it is air.
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#15
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
No it's 

I don't understand something 
Something isn't known 
I declare something impossible by means X 
Something can't be known because i says so 
Therefore magic tales they explain everything by explaining nothing are true 
So believe or else
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#16
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
And now you understand every religion ever invented.
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#17
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
The glass is half full when it is half empty. It's a false assumption to think that there is only one way for the glass to be perceived by others. What should be of greater concern is the relevance of the glass. If it's half full (or half empty) to someone, then what does that mean?
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#18
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
Wanted- meaning of existence explained to this poor little glass.

Big Grin
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#19
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
*DUH*

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#20
RE: Every Apologetic Argument Ever
(December 1, 2018 at 2:48 pm)T0 Th3 M4X Wrote: The glass is half full when it is half empty.  It's a false assumption to think that there is only one way for the glass to be perceived by others.  What should be of greater concern is the relevance of the glass.  If it's half full (or half empty) to someone, then what does that mean?

The glass is merely a donkey with good fortune.

GL-A$$
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