Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 26, 2026, 3:07 am
Atheist Forums › Community › Introductions › Ask a ... v
Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
Jackalope Offline
Exiled
********
Religious Views: Absurdist
Posts: 31842
Threads: 205
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation: 141
#1
Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 1:11 am
Not exactly a van, but 9 days ago myself and my wife, dog and cat moved into a 25' travel trailer that we had never slept in before.

Ask away!
Find
Reply
ignoramus Offline
wiggle wiggle
*****
Religious Views: n/a
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation: 110
#2
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 2:02 am
Are you officially homeless? How's the Walmart carpark?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
********
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 51975
Threads: 564
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#3
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 3:28 am
If you had to do it all over again, would you run shrieking into the night?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply
LadyForCamus Offline
Retired Staff
*****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 9916
Threads: 53
Joined: November 27, 2015
Reputation: 92
#4
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 4:20 am
Do you have air freshener for the bathroom? ?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19882
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#5
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 7:13 am
Does the cat get his/her required 50% of the space?
Find
Reply
no one Offline
That thing that should not be
****
Religious Views: Certainly not
Posts: 6112
Threads: 53
Joined: September 25, 2018
Reputation: 20
#6
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 8:22 am
Is it true that's where nobody goes?
Have you witnessed anyone picking their nose?
Find
Reply
brewer Offline Donators
wife thinks I'm part of the furniture
*****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 28869
Threads: 528
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation: 89
#7
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 8:29 am (This post was last modified: March 25, 2019 at 8:33 am by brewer.)
Why? Did you get the house sold? If yes, we're you happy with the price?

New or used? 

Slide outs?

What did you buy to pull it?

Do you have a plan for sex in the shower?

Edit: Some of these may not make sense. I see that I have not been following your adventures close enough.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Find
Reply
Jackalope Offline
Exiled
********
Religious Views: Absurdist
Posts: 31842
Threads: 205
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation: 141
#8
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 11:03 am
(March 25, 2019 at 2:02 am)ignoramus Wrote: Are you officially homeless? How's the Walmart carpark?

Only technically.

P.S. Walmart sucks.
Find
Reply
Jackalope Offline
Exiled
********
Religious Views: Absurdist
Posts: 31842
Threads: 205
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation: 141
#9
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 11:04 am
(March 25, 2019 at 7:13 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Does the cat get his/her required 50% of the space?

Yes, the dog gets the other 90%
Find
Reply
Jackalope Offline
Exiled
********
Religious Views: Absurdist
Posts: 31842
Threads: 205
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation: 141
#10
RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
March 25, 2019 at 11:33 am
(March 25, 2019 at 8:29 am)wyzas Wrote: Why? Did you get the house sold? If yes, we're you happy with the price?

New or used? 

Slide outs?

What did you buy to pull it?

Do you have a plan for sex in the shower?

Edit: Some of these may not make sense. I see that I have not been following your adventures close enough.

1. Hobos gotta hobo.
2. Listing Thursday.
3. Very lightly used
4. 1
5. 2011 Ram 5.7L Hemi
6. Durr
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Introductions › Ask a ... v
Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  [Serious] Ask a firearms enthusiast deleted 41 23415 June 8, 2023 at 9:17 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Ask someone completely disillusioned about Americanism. Jackalope 35 20501 March 21, 2022 at 10:12 pm
Last Post: Jackalope
  Ask a trans. Jehanne 20 14491 January 3, 2022 at 11:58 am
Last Post: Jehanne
  Ask an Uber driver. Goosebump 1 4103 January 2, 2022 at 6:01 am
Last Post: Goosebump
  Ask a critic T.J. 16 9219 January 2, 2022 at 5:19 am
Last Post: purplepurpose
  Ask a poor person BrokenQuill92 49 26316 December 9, 2021 at 8:57 pm
Last Post: BrokenQuill92
  Ask a woman who just turned 50. Divinity 41 21720 November 30, 2021 at 9:01 pm
Last Post: Oldandeasilyconfused
  Ask a dog mom BrokenQuill92 16 10915 November 30, 2021 at 12:02 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Ask Eleven Paraselene 36 20602 June 26, 2021 at 9:33 am
Last Post: Frank Apisa
  [Serious] Ask an American expat Jackalope 12 7651 January 12, 2021 at 10:02 pm
Last Post: Jackalope



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)