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Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
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Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
Not exactly a van, but 9 days ago myself and my wife, dog and cat moved into a 25' travel trailer that we had never slept in before.

Ask away!
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RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
Are you officially homeless? How's the Walmart carpark?
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RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
If you had to do it all over again, would you run shrieking into the night?

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
Do you have air freshener for the bathroom? 😛
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
Does the cat get his/her required 50% of the space?
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RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
Is it true that's where nobody goes?
Have you witnessed anyone picking their nose?
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RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
Why? Did you get the house sold? If yes, we're you happy with the price?

New or used? 

Slide outs?

What did you buy to pull it?

Do you have a plan for sex in the shower?

Edit: Some of these may not make sense. I see that I have not been following your adventures close enough.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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(March 25, 2019 at 2:02 am)ignoramus Wrote: Are you officially homeless? How's the Walmart carpark?

Only technically.

P.S. Walmart sucks.
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(March 25, 2019 at 7:13 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Does the cat get his/her required 50% of the space?

Yes, the dog gets the other 90%
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RE: Ask a guy who's living in a van down by the river.
(March 25, 2019 at 8:29 am)wyzas Wrote: Why? Did you get the house sold? If yes, we're you happy with the price?

New or used? 

Slide outs?

What did you buy to pull it?

Do you have a plan for sex in the shower?

Edit: Some of these may not make sense. I see that I have not been following your adventures close enough.

1. Hobos gotta hobo.
2. Listing Thursday.
3. Very lightly used
4. 1
5. 2011 Ram 5.7L Hemi
6. Durr
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