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Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
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Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 22, 2011 at 7:41 pm
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 22, 2011 at 8:12 pm
That's one way to reduce the rate of christian divorce statistics: don't marry them in the first place.
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 22, 2011 at 8:34 pm
I still prefer Herr Von Popenfurher

I think there are too much divorces
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 22, 2011 at 8:37 pm
Don't you mean Pope Dumbfuck XL?
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 22, 2011 at 9:22 pm
(January 22, 2011 at 8:34 pm)Ashendant Wrote: I still prefer Herr Von Popenfurher

I think there are too much divorces

Don't worry. I won't let that one go.
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 23, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I don't see it...what's wrong there ? Shock i mean asking would-be spouses to give a lot of thought before marrying someone is a good thing isn't it ?
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm
(January 23, 2011 at 4:55 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: I don't see it...what's wrong there ? Shock i mean asking would-be spouses to give a lot of thought before marrying someone is a good thing isn't it ?


Quote:Pope Benedict XVI told priests Saturday to do a better job counseling would-be spouses to ensure their marriages last

What do those fuckheads know about "marriage?"


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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 24, 2011 at 5:34 pm (This post was last modified: January 24, 2011 at 5:39 pm by OnlyNatural.)
(January 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 23, 2011 at 4:55 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: I don't see it...what's wrong there ? Shock i mean asking would-be spouses to give a lot of thought before marrying someone is a good thing isn't it ?

Quote:Pope Benedict XVI told priests Saturday to do a better job counseling would-be spouses to ensure their marriages last

What do those fuckheads know about "marriage?"

Exactly. They don't know shit. And they only want the marriages to last because apparently God doesn't like divorce.

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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
January 29, 2011 at 3:08 am
Strange... Its completely opposite in islam.(you are inconsistent, God!) If you wanna get divorced, all you have to do is to tell 3 times "divorced" then you are free like a bird...(if you are a male ofc. Women can't do that since they are just are a place of sowing of men seed)
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