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Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
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Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
Talking about shit he knows nothing about.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2011012...MAR82.html

Quote:VATICAN CITY (AP) - Pope Benedict XVI told priests Saturday to do a better job counseling would-be spouses to ensure their marriages last and said no one has an absolute right to a wedding.

Benedict made the comments in his annual speech to the Roman Rota, the Vatican tribunal that decides marriage annulments. An annulment is the process by which the church effectively declares that a marriage never took place.

One thing those couples should be told is never to leave their kids alone with the Perv Priest Brigade.
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
That's one way to reduce the rate of christian divorce statistics: don't marry them in the first place.
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
I still prefer Herr Von Popenfurher

I think there are too much divorces
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
Don't you mean Pope Dumbfuck XL?
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
(January 22, 2011 at 8:34 pm)Ashendant Wrote: I still prefer Herr Von Popenfurher

I think there are too much divorces

Don't worry. I won't let that one go.
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I don't see it...what's wrong there ? Shock i mean asking would-be spouses to give a lot of thought before marrying someone is a good thing isn't it ?
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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
(January 23, 2011 at 4:55 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: I don't see it...what's wrong there ? Shock i mean asking would-be spouses to give a lot of thought before marrying someone is a good thing isn't it ?


Quote:Pope Benedict XVI told priests Saturday to do a better job counseling would-be spouses to ensure their marriages last

What do those fuckheads know about "marriage?"


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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
(January 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 23, 2011 at 4:55 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: I don't see it...what's wrong there ? Shock i mean asking would-be spouses to give a lot of thought before marrying someone is a good thing isn't it ?

Quote:Pope Benedict XVI told priests Saturday to do a better job counseling would-be spouses to ensure their marriages last

What do those fuckheads know about "marriage?"

Exactly. They don't know shit. And they only want the marriages to last because apparently God doesn't like divorce.

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RE: Pope Dumbfuck I is at it again
Strange... Its completely opposite in islam.(you are inconsistent, God!) If you wanna get divorced, all you have to do is to tell 3 times "divorced" then you are free like a bird...(if you are a male ofc. Women can't do that since they are just are a place of sowing of men seed)
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Gandalf The Gray.
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