Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: October 31, 2026, 11:56 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
Fake Messiah Offline
The Disclosure President
*****
Religious Views: Prozac supplants exorcism
Posts: 21318
Threads: 482
Joined: March 29, 2015
Reputation: 31
#1
“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 1:31 am (This post was last modified: April 29, 2019 at 5:00 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Find
Reply
LadyForCamus Offline
Retired Staff
*****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 9916
Threads: 53
Joined: November 27, 2015
Reputation: 92
#2
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 1:33 am
This is a “serious” thread?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
Find
Reply
Kitan Etos Offline Donators
Previous username: Paraselene
Faith's Nightmare
*****
Religious Views: Infidel Savant
Posts: 35390
Threads: 1439
Joined: March 15, 2013
Reputation: 152
#3
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 1:35 am
(April 29, 2019 at 1:33 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: This is a “serious” thread?

As a
[Image: heart-attack.jpg]
Find
Reply
Fake Messiah Offline
The Disclosure President
*****
Religious Views: Prozac supplants exorcism
Posts: 21318
Threads: 482
Joined: March 29, 2015
Reputation: 31
#4
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 2:40 am
(April 29, 2019 at 1:33 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: This is a “serious” thread?

Because it's true, Jesus is "never coming back". Parody being more true than the real thing.
Find
Reply
Losty Offline
LastPoet’s jerkoff #4
*****
Religious Views: Pastafarian
Posts: 28389
Threads: 226
Joined: March 24, 2014
Reputation: 184
#5
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 3:09 am
If you want to have a serious thread, why place it in the humor section?

My serious reaction; this is obviously fake and not worth discussing
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
********
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 52654
Threads: 567
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#6
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 5:01 am
I removed the 'serious' tag.  It doesn't belong on a link to a satirical website.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19883
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#7
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 6:17 am
I'm satired of this kind of thread.
Find
Reply
Gwaithmir Offline
Tôl acharn!
****
Religious Views: I'm an outspoken atheist and Secular Humanist.
Posts: 3157
Threads: 12
Joined: October 1, 2018
Reputation: 20
#8
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 7:31 am
According to the Bible, Jesus was supposed to have returned during the lifetimes of some of his apostles and disciples. It took the Vatican this long to figure out that he never did?  Dodgy
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19883
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#9
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 7:39 am
(April 29, 2019 at 7:31 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: According to the Bible, Jesus was supposed to have returned during the lifetimes of some of his apostles and disciples. It took the Vatican this long to figure out that he never did?  Dodgy

"There are people alive today who will see my return." Probably written a few hundred years after the event.
Find
Reply
Angrboda Offline
Bringer Of Grief
*****
Religious Views: Why is this girl always naked?
Posts: 35257
Threads: 122
Joined: February 22, 2011
Reputation: 159
#10
RE: “Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican
April 29, 2019 at 8:06 am
[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg?rlkey=x1nmxbwrp...pouidnfvtl]
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican

Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  George Carlin is "back" Fake Messiah 19 5909 January 28, 2024 at 12:16 pm
Last Post: Istvan
  Winter Is Coming Kitan Etos 9 3001 August 30, 2022 at 8:59 am
Last Post: Kitan Etos
  Whose 2nd coming would you like most? Fake Messiah 24 6174 February 13, 2021 at 4:52 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Everybody's Not Surfing, B/c it's not safe. Jackie 2 1385 July 25, 2019 at 8:28 pm
Last Post: Jackie
  You Won't Believe What She Looks Like Now! - Clickbait Thread Neo-Scholastic 14 5605 December 14, 2017 at 9:35 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  Bible Belt vs. Vatican Fake Messiah 17 5013 September 14, 2017 at 8:14 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  The Empire Strikes Back: A Bad Lip Reading Edwardo Piet 1 1217 February 20, 2017 at 7:36 pm
Last Post: bennyboy
  I want a time machine to go back and kill. Jackie 59 18792 September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am
Last Post: MTL
  Mick Jagger brings me back to christianity polar bear 11 3461 July 5, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Last Post: Rhizomorph13
  Back to the Future - The Libyans! pocaracas 6 2554 October 15, 2014 at 11:21 am
Last Post: pocaracas



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)