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Happy Mother's Day

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Happy Mother's Day
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Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 10:26 am
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 10:33 am
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 10:35 am
(May 12, 2019 at 10:33 am)Fierce Wrote: [Image: mommie2.jpg]
Except her...and my own Momzilla.

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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 11:55 am
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 1:13 pm
Happy Mother’s Day!
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 1:27 pm
Just finished the obligatory call to my step mom (87yo). A mixture of frustration and sniggles.
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 5:06 pm
(May 12, 2019 at 10:26 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!

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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2019 at 5:13 pm (This post was last modified: May 12, 2019 at 5:51 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
One of my brothers got into trouble at school over our mum.  The nun was asking all the kids to recite the grace they said before meals and when she got round to him, Dickie said, 'We don't pray before we eat - mum's a good cook.'

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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 13, 2019 at 6:10 am
Mothers' Day and my mom's birthday are only a couple of days apart, so the family usually celebrates them both at once. This year the party was held at my sister's house. Mom has just turned 98.  Heart
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RE: Happy Mother's Day
May 13, 2019 at 8:37 am
I was once working as a nurse in a Jewish nursing home. On Mothers Day the Rabbi was greeting all the Women and wishing them "Happy Mothers Day". He came up to me and shook my hand and said "Happy Mothers Day. I'm sure you've been called a Mother before."
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