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Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives

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Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 29, 2011 at 4:24 am
Thinking
Wonders if they have any shares in the Porn industry.
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 29, 2011 at 8:21 am
Ummm.... God did intend for blowjobs. See how the cock fits nicely into their mouth? Like it was designed to go there!
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 29, 2011 at 9:48 am
(January 29, 2011 at 8:21 am)Dotard Wrote: Ummm.... God did intend for blowjobs. See how the cock fits nicely into their mouth? Like it was designed to go there!

I'm always astounded at how well the penis fits into the female mouth.

Maybe Ray Comfort should use that for proof of god instead of a banana.

I can see it now.......

Ray- "And see how easily this cock slides into my mouth"

Audience-"Oooowwww"

Ray-"mmphhf mmofff surrrss oggfloffl",

Translated " This proves god exists"
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 29, 2011 at 10:08 am

*Kichi gets distracted by the bananna comparison....

mmmmmm Banannas....at least you can BITE them! Angel Cloud
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