Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens

[Nay_Sayer]

[soldierofGod]

"Pact with the devil

Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself."


This part confuses me. It may be different in the Quran, but the bible talks about you needing to ask forgiveness to get into heaven. Meaning everyone goes to hell by default. So what's the point of selling your soul? Is it just the equivalent of agreeing to not worship the Abrahamic god?

He is an "avowed enemy". Hey, all I have to do to not be his enemy is to treat him as an equal, right? For some reason, Allah wanted him to serve men, but I don't need someone to serve me. Nor do I plan to worship either one of them. If he wanted to hag out with me, we could do that. This whole mess is basically god's screw up anyway.

The Bible, for the most part, is corrupted. Man is born clean of sin. Those who sell their soul no longer reason, unless they repent before it is too late. Noah and those who went with him repopulated the land (monotheists). His three sons, Japheth, Shem and Ham, believed in God. The true religion remains in the line of Shem while other children of his brothers moved away from the memory of God. Not only is the God of Abraham, also his father and his ancestors until Adam. God does not make mistakes. What mistake has God made? Is the fault of God because Satan has disobeyed him? The error (sin) is from satan.

[Nay_Sayer]

I see Sog (Or soggy as I will call him) is going the copy and paste a giant wall of text with scary bold font.

Good luck with that lost lamb

Bless. RAmen.

[soldierofGod]

[Chad32]

"Pact with the devil

Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself."


This part confuses me. It may be different in the Quran, but the bible talks about you needing to ask forgiveness to get into heaven. Meaning everyone goes to hell by default. So what's the point of selling your soul? Is it just the equivalent of agreeing to not worship the Abrahamic god?

He is an "avowed enemy". Hey, all I have to do to not be his enemy is to treat him as an equal, right? For some reason, Allah wanted him to serve men, but I don't need someone to serve me. Nor do I plan to worship either one of them. If he wanted to hag out with me, we could do that. This whole mess is basically god's screw up anyway.

The Bible, for the most part, is corrupted. Man is born clean of sin. Those who sell their soul no longer reason, unless they repent before it is too late. Noah and those who went with him repopulated the land (monotheists). His three sons, Japheth, Shem and Ham, believed in God. The true religion remains in the line of Shem while other children of his brothers moved away from the memory of God. Not only is the God of Abraham, also his father and his ancestors until Adam. God does not make mistakes. What mistake has God made? Is the fault of God because Satan has disobeyed him? The error (sin) is from satan.

If he's the one who started it all, and has the power and knowledge to fix the problem, yet the problem hasn't been fixed, then he's largely responsible. Does he expect us puny, stupid Humans to fix it? Does your lord wish for all to get into heaven? If yes, do at least most people achieve that? If not, he messed up somewhere along the way.

I will give props to islam for not saying we're all born in sin, and go to hell by default. It's still partly based on, or inspired by, religions with errors in them, though.

[Nay_Sayer]

Man is born clean of spiciness. Those who sell their soul for cheap are getting a raw deal, they should always go for top dollar. His three sons, Jalapeño, Guda and Ham, believed in FSM. The true religion remains in the line of Guda while other children of his brothers moved away from the memory of FSM. Not only is the God of Aldente, also his father and his ancestors until Edam. FSM does not make mistakes. What mistake has FSM made? Is the fault of FSM because the Antipasta has disobeyed him? The error (spiciness) is from The Antipasta.

RAmen

[The Valkyrie]

Any thoughts of your own or you going the giant copy paste wall of text route?

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Any thoughts of your own or are you going the copy and paste a giant wall of stupidity route?

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So, The giant wall of copy and paste stupidy route, Good luck with that.

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3rd try

I have written the text in my second language (Spanish) and I have translated it into English (third language) (internet translator) correcting the mistakes and putting words in bold. Then paste and copy to the forum.

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Pretty sure I mentioned that magic books are not reliable sources.

The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

And your proof is the same book of magic that says it’s the word of god.

How convenient.

[Nay_Sayer]

I have written the text in my second language (Spanish) and I have translated it into English (third language) (internet translator) correcting the mistakes and putting words in bold. Then paste and copy to the forum.

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The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

And your proof is the same book of magic that says it’s the word of god.

How convenient.

Weirdly it's one of the proofs I have for FSM and its doctrines. And also all the other overwhelming evidence.

[LadyForCamus]

The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

Well, this should be fun. Go ahead, soG. Blow our minds. *popcorn*

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

No, you don't.