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You got to love the US

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You got to love the US
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You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 8:18 am
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 8:23 am
do I even want to know how those things are related?
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 8:43 am
This could be an interesting contest. 


What's the scariest thing you ever transported in a vehicle?




I once made a trip to town.- and picked up radio control stuff and reloading supplies - and some fireworks.

So I had 16 lbs of gunpowder 4000 primers - 2 gallons of 35 % nitro fuel and several packages of bottle rockets stuffed in my saddlebags.

If somebody had hit my bike they would have got one hell of a surprise....
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 9:01 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2019 at 9:01 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:What's the scariest thing you ever transported in a vehicle?

A nun.

Boru
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 9:06 am
Mid 80's I was hitchhiking from Northern California back to Phoenix. A guy gave me a ride from Chico to Silver City, Nevada. He was driving a Chevy Vega that was packed with boxes of Cordite. Nice guy, worrisome ride.
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 9:10 am
Sixteen Harpoon missiles.
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 9:15 am
Powdered Uranium can be bought on Amazon???!!!
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 9:21 am
(July 12, 2019 at 9:15 am)polymath257 Wrote: Powdered Uranium can be bought on Amazon???!!!

My bet - it was a screw up -- or autocorrect.

My guess - powdered aluminum...
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 9:32 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2019 at 11:31 am by Athene.)
Okay, let me take a crack at this.

Uh....A "therapeutic" amount of rattlesnake venom was to be extracted and ingested in order produce higher consciousness/hallucinations that would allow the user to commune with Odin and receive divine knowledge on how to enrich uranium using the Left-hand path.

The whiskey was just breakfast.
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RE: You got to love the US
July 12, 2019 at 9:45 am
(July 12, 2019 at 9:32 am)Athene Wrote: The whiskey was just breakfast.

I like how you think.

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