Jeffrey Epstein Dead

[awty]

That event covers many high-powered asses.

It was either assisted or allowed.

You're ignoring the most obvious answer of all.

Epstein was swapped with a body double, given plastic surgery and now lives on an island somewhere.

Well, there is that.

I always forget that one.

[Anomalocaris]

That event covers many high-powered asses.

It was either assisted or allowed.

You're ignoring the most obvious answer of all.

Epstein was swapped with a body double, given plastic surgery and now lives on an island somewhere.

Nonsense.   his body was left behind as a husk when mind was uploaded into NSA computer so he can perpetually prowl the internet looking for child pornography.

[GrandizerII]

Epstein never existed guys. The media's been playing with you all.

[The Valkyrie]

Epstein never existed guys. The media's been playing with you all.

Like Jesus?

[Rev. Rye]

Typing this on my iPad through pain, so this might be a bit rough, so my apologies:

It looks like the Medical Examiner’s concluded their autopsy:

After careful review of all investigative information, including complete autopsy findings, the determination on the death of Jeffrey Epstein is below—

Cause: Hanging
Manner: Suicide

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/16/jeffrey-...rules.html

I know, I was ready to think this could be a murder after the hyoid bone detail came out, especially after it turned out that he wasn’t above  dishing out dirt on powerful people and that one of his victims has specifically named Donald Trump as one of Epstein’s co-rapists. 





Then again, there was one big flaw with that theory: Trump is almost entirely without shame, has had no problem dismissing any of the other sexual misconduct claims, and has a Congress who has made abundantly clear that they prioritise protecting him over the rule of law. If not for this, a conspiracy would be alarmingly plausible.

[EgoDeath]

Thank you, jeff, for ending your own pointless existence. I hope it was as painful as it was necessary. Good riddance