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45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
#11
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
“Ask not what America can do for you, but what you can do for me and my cronies.”

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
This one time I just walked up and grabbed Agnetha Faltskog's pussy. I tell ya it's great.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#13
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
You can fool some of the people all of the time
You can fool all of the people some of the time, fake news
But you cant fool all the people all the time, because the mainstream media, nasty people, give only bad, views of the president. Did you see that crowd.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#14
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
'Scout, you never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you make him file endless lawsuits trying to get what you owe him, until you eventually drive him into bankruptcy and despair.'  - Atticus Trump

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
(September 2, 2019 at 4:59 pm)wyzas Wrote: This one time I just walked up and grabbed Agnetha Faltskog's pussy. I tell ya it's great.

Hang out on buses do you?
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