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What will you say to God when you stand before him?

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What will you say to God when you stand before him?
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October 22, 2019 at 4:28 am
Where's the mead and roast boar?
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October 22, 2019 at 5:19 am
What the hell am I smoking?
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October 22, 2019 at 6:02 am
Stephen Fry had the best of all possible answers to this:

'Bone cancer in children?  What's that about? Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid God who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain? That’s what I would say.'

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 6:58 am
Well, after he lays the golden fiddle at my feet...
'I done told you once, you son of gun!'




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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 7:48 am
I would say you have a lot of explaining to do. I've been told that if my name isn't in the book, he'll say he doesn't know me. I'd say the same about him. You can't know someone by reading a book written by other people that you can't meet.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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October 22, 2019 at 8:12 am
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October 22, 2019 at 9:13 am
Why couldn't you have made my dick bigger?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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October 22, 2019 at 9:23 am
Huh. Go figure.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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October 22, 2019 at 9:26 am
How about ---


"Ok - I'll take it from here.. There' s a new sheriff in town.."
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October 22, 2019 at 12:27 pm
"So, who created YOU?"
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