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My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 6:54 pm
(November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah people decided to give out garbage

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Jesus pencils don't seem so bad, now.

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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm (This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
I happened to know a house across from me was doing dumpster2020 bags, So using a 3000 brain play quickly made up a 'Sorry we have no more candy, please do not knock or ring bell sign' and stuck it to the door. No kid, teen or adult went to that house for the remainder of the day. Only until about 8pm did they come out, but only because they were leaving, did they notice my sign.

They seemed quite mad and crumpled my little sign. :'(

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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 7:52 pm (This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 7:52 pm by SteelCurtain.)
See, I'm happy to see this stuff.

If I'm a kid looking to score a Snickers or a Reese's, and someone gives me a Jesus pencil.... I'll remember that shit forever.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 8:11 pm (This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 8:12 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
OFC, that house gets written off for next year. Even as a parent it gets written off for next year. Nobody is hauling their kids around town on an october night so that a stranger can witness to them. Not..even...fucking...christians....
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 9:08 pm
It's actually "Batty for Hay Soos" they really love their Chiropracter. Also, it is not a cross, it is a lower case "t". It stands for treat.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 9:28 pm
... the bastards!

They should be handing out mechanical pencils instead of the sharpening kind. Honestly, the disadvantages of the standard pencil are so overwhelming (finite lifespan, the need to sharpen it, and the sheer number of times I’ve sharpened it to a usable point only to have it break off with the first stroke) that I’ve almost never used one since I was a freshman in high school.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 9:50 pm
(November 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm)Divinity Wrote: I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper.

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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 2, 2019 at 4:47 am
(November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah people decided to give out garbage

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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 2, 2019 at 5:32 am
In Portugal there isn't a halloween tradition. We have Pãopordeus in the Nov 1st that is a holiday to bring the kids to knock and people give them sweets. Its for the real young'uns, like 2-10 y o and they dont wear costumes.

Just now I went for a cofee and there was an evangelical harping about it. "I don't take my kids to paopordeus, i gave them a bible" "kids already have strokes and high cholesterol", "those parents are irresponsible, they bring the devil and desease upon their children".

Well, fundies are a rarity around here and I was tempted to put her in her place, but meh, I like to enjoy my strong cofee and have a smoke afterwards

My daughter now has enough sweets for the year. And its a good thing to walk the hood knowing the neighbours, for the kids and the accompanying parents..
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 2, 2019 at 6:13 am
The Irish invented (more or less) Halloween and all attendant traditions.  On behalf of Irish people everywhere, I'd just like to say how sorry we are and that we'll try not to let it happen again.

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