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My kid received this while Trick or Treating....

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My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
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My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 9:17 am
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 9:22 am
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 9:29 am (This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 9:29 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
It's been a while (and I don't have kids), but I imagine that someone giving me Jesus pencils when I was expecting a Mars Bar would have been lucky not to get one of those pencils in their eye.

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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 9:38 am
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 10:00 am
(November 1, 2019 at 9:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It's been a while (and I don't have kids), but I imagine that someone giving me Jesus pencils when I was expecting a Mars Bar would have been lucky not to get one of those pencils in their eye.

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If you handed me religious crap at Halloween or Easter or Christmas, when I was a kid, I would have thought to myself "What the fuck is this shit"?
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm
I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 4:11 pm
(November 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm)Divinity Wrote: I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper.

Or you could just throw it away and go on with your life.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm (This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Throw away a pencil? Man..those things are at a premium around this joint. Ill take everyone's unwanted jesus pencils, lol. Pretty sure my kids are eating them.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 4:16 pm
(November 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Throw away a pencil?  Man..those things are at a premium around this joint.  Ill take everyone's unwanted jesus pencils, lol.  Pretty sure my kids are eating them.

This is a good point.  And my kids never seem to have a sharpener.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm
Yeah people decided to give out garbage

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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