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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 11:03 am
(This post was last modified: November 13, 2019 at 11:08 am by Chad32.)
That is weird. We're in America, guys. Chances are 99% of us grew up with some flavor of Christianity. Certainly no one reaches adulthood without knowing who Jesus is, without spending their childhood overly sheltered. I can't even drive through town without going past a handful of churches.
After all, how could anyone read the bible, and not immediately be converted?
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 1:56 pm
(November 12, 2019 at 8:08 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I think some people legit believe that atheists are only that way because they haven't heard of Jesus yet. So maybe we'll have an epiphany if we only hear the Good News.
Well bless your heart. We'll get the local Lutherans to pray for you at the next hot dish gathering.
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 2:28 pm
(November 13, 2019 at 11:03 am)Chad32 Wrote: That is weird. We're in America, guys. Chances are 99% of us grew up with some flavor of Christianity. Certainly no one reaches adulthood without knowing who Jesus is, without spending their childhood overly sheltered. I can't even drive through town without going past a handful of churches.
After all, how could anyone read the bible, and not immediately be converted?
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 2:31 pm
That's Catholic Jesus. We only worship Protestant Jesus.
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 2:32 pm
(November 13, 2019 at 2:31 pm)Chad32 Wrote: That's Catholic Jesus. We only worship Protestant Jesus.
Broad as it's long, really.
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm
Jesus. You’re mission, if you choose to accept it, is to wander the desert with twelve lunatics spreading misinformation until the Romans torture you to death. This burning bush will self destruct in 5 -...
Where did he go?
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 2:39 pm
Free will can only exist if god doesnt know our future; if god doesnt know our future then god isnt omnipotent. Cool?
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 2:44 pm
(November 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jesus. You’re mission, if you choose to accept it, is to wander the desert with twelve lunatics spreading misinformation until the Romans torture you to death. This burning bush will self destruct in 5 -...
Where did he go?
And people still talk ill of the romans. Sure they crucified people, but they had tremendous orgies. It was when they started listening to fucktards that begun their downfall. Attila couldnt get that far if they were not praying.
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 2:48 pm
(November 12, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Grandizer Wrote: I don't understand Christians who pop up randomly here to preach. Do you really think just asserting your beliefs as true is going to work here, ronedee?
They are very much like a toddler who took their first poop in the potty like a grown-up. They have to, nay must show and tell everyone.
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RE: Jesus' Mission....
November 13, 2019 at 3:32 pm
(November 12, 2019 at 1:55 am)Alex K Wrote: causal layman, I like it!
But did Jesus actually live free of sin according to Christian theology? I never really thought about that.
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