I've got one really weird friend …
I won't use their real name so as to not embarrass them.
I won't use their real name so as to not embarrass them.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Anyone else have that "weird" friend?
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I've got one really weird friend …
I won't use their real name so as to not embarrass them.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (November 27, 2019 at 2:18 am)ignoramus Wrote: I've got one really weird friend … Who says we’re friends??
Dying to live, living to die.
You've haven't killed me yet
That's gotta count for something, right?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (November 27, 2019 at 2:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: You've haven't killed me yet I haven’t killed 7 billion people yet.
Dying to live, living to die.
(November 27, 2019 at 4:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 27, 2019 at 2:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: You've haven't killed me yet Slacker. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
That's one loooong to do list.
(November 27, 2019 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That's one loooong to do list. Not “to do”, just to kill. My “to do list” is much shorter and has Hugh Jackman at the top of it.
Dying to live, living to die.
She's not exactly a friend, more a coworker, she was a bisexual girl who liked going to titty bars and cooing over ducks. You knew what was hers because she had lots of toy ducks (or, as she'd say it, "duckys") all over them. Personality-wise, it was like she was a little girl with the sex drive of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, having hit on most of the women in the scene shop (some of these interactions may have crossed the line into sexual harrassment). The rear window of her car was filled with rubber ducks, and I can still recall hearing one time when another coworker was telling a story where she drove up to her driveway, and her mother saw her dancing in her car, and asked her "Is that [NAME REDACTED]?" She replied, "Umm... no." The mother responded "Are you sure, because there's lots of ducks everywhere." And I think she was there, and she still giggled at the prospect that one of her friends admitted she denied knowing her to her mother.
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