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Dad jokes?
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RE: Dad jokes?
December 18, 2019 at 1:06 pm
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummi bear.

Why doesn't a teddy bear ever eat? He's already stuffed.
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RE: Dad jokes?
December 18, 2019 at 3:06 pm
Dad jokes?  More like RAD jokes!

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Dad jokes?
December 21, 2019 at 9:45 am


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RE: Dad jokes?
December 22, 2019 at 11:20 pm
Why don’t blind people bother with orange juice?

It contains vitamin C
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