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He Invested his life in a pig farm.
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He Invested his life in a pig farm.
You deserve a Nobel Prize in guessing useless comedy trivia if you can guess the skit show this was from.

"He invested his life in a pig farm"

"So what's wrong with that?"

"It was in Tel Aviv".

And directly after that line this......

"He bought his wife a pet praying mantis and he was an atheist."

Hint, this has nothing to do with Hill Street Blues, King Of The Hill, or "The hills are alive with the sound of music."  But lets say many have Bended knee, laughing at this Union Jack comedian. And he had lots of angels surrounding him.
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RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
(December 26, 2019 at 7:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You deserve a Nobel Prize in guessing useless comedy trivia if you can guess the skit show this was from.

"He invested his life in a pig farm"

"So what's wrong with that?"

"It was in Tel Aviv".

Jews keeping pigs? Its already been done, unfortunately, some geezer came along and fucked up their plan:
Mark 5:13 And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand; and were choked in the sea.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
(December 26, 2019 at 7:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You deserve a Nobel Prize in guessing useless comedy trivia if you can guess the skit show this was from.

"He invested his life in a pig farm"

"So what's wrong with that?"

"It was in Tel Aviv".

And directly after that line this......

"He bought his wife a pet praying mantis and he was an atheist."

Hint, this has nothing to do with Hill Street Blues, King Of The Hill, or "The hills are alive with the sound of music."  But lets say many have Bended knee, laughing at this Union Jack comedian. And he had lots of angels surrounding him.

You've a strange idea of what passes for humor. I think that maybe this site needs some sort of, "I've consumed some really great mushrooms and I think that you should too!!" subforum.  Think
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
(December 26, 2019 at 10:30 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(December 26, 2019 at 7:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You deserve a Nobel Prize in guessing useless comedy trivia if you can guess the skit show this was from.

"He invested his life in a pig farm"

"So what's wrong with that?"

"It was in Tel Aviv".

Jews keeping pigs? Its already been done, unfortunately, some geezer came along and fucked up their plan:
Mark 5:13 And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand; and were choked in the sea.

It doesn't say Jews kept the pigs. Romans liked pork.
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#5
RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
The "Hills" are alive with the sound of British humor.

Think 19870s/early 80s.
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RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
(December 28, 2019 at 4:11 am)Brian37 Wrote: The "Hills" are alive with the sound of British humor.

Think 19870s/early 80s.

I was just a kid in 19870.
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#7
RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
Sounds like Benny Hill.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
(December 28, 2019 at 6:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sounds like Benny Hill.

"You should have put more men on the job!" Naughty
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RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
(December 28, 2019 at 6:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sounds like Benny Hill.

Oh, thanks...

Now I've got a "Yakety Sax" ear worm...

Thanks a LOT!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: He Invested his life in a pig farm.
(December 28, 2019 at 6:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sounds like Benny Hill.

Bingo ....

Don Pardo, please tell us what our contestant has won.

Don Pardo, "Valkyrie has won a lifetime of knowing they cant get any time back answering this question correctly."

Void where prohibited, exclusions apply, see store for details, not available in all states, see stores for details, for external use only, if rash persists consult your doctor immediately.

(December 28, 2019 at 6:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 28, 2019 at 4:11 am)Brian37 Wrote: The "Hills" are alive with the sound of British humor.

Think 19870s/early 80s.

I was just a kid in 19870.

I refuse to admit I had anything to drink when I made that post. I won't say it will do me any good, but that is my store eee and I'm stkingling suclking 2 it.

Time stamp joke begins at 7 minutes and 20 seconds into the following clip. 



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