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I should have never switched from...
#1
I should have never switched from...
I should have never switched from Scotch to Martinis.

I should have never switched from toilet to diapers.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#2
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I should have never switched from live ammo to blanks.
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#3
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I should have never switched from telling Jehovah's Witnesses to fuck off - to giving them a proper burial.


 Cranky
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#4
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I should've never switched from marijuana to regular smokes.
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#5
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I never should have switched from Sanka to Folgers. Old coffee joke. 

Second cup and all that.
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#6
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I should have never switched from a powered 737-800 to a big-assed glider...mid flight...over Iran.

What?  Too soon?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#7
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(January 9, 2020 at 7:36 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I should have never switched from a powered 737-800 to a big-assed glider...mid flight...over Iran.

What?  Too soon?

Never too soon...

I would make jokes as the plane was augring in.....

....
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(January 9, 2020 at 7:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(January 9, 2020 at 7:36 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I should have never switched from a powered 737-800 to a big-assed glider...mid flight...over Iran.

What?  Too soon?

Never too soon...

I would make jokes as the plane was augring in.....

....

It helps. I made jokes while the medics were throwing up.
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#9
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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(January 9, 2020 at 8:04 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 9, 2020 at 7:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Never too soon...

I would make jokes as the plane was augring in.....

....

It helps. I made jokes while the medics were throwing up.

I got the paramedic team to crack up while they were working on me.... It was the best part of that day.... The rest sucked.
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