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So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
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So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 17, 2020 at 8:40 pm
2 guys walked into a bar. The 3rd guy ducked.

What's as big as an elephant and weighs nothing?
Its shadow.

How many sides does a circle have?
2. Inside and outside.

What has 4 legs and flies?
A picnic table.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 17, 2020 at 11:24 pm
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken. - Stephen King
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 17, 2020 at 11:51 pm


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]

I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 18, 2020 at 3:46 am
Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 21, 2020 at 8:38 pm
Oh shit, I just realized I posted this in the wrong thread. Fuck. I thought it just said "general", not "general science."

My bad.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 8:10 am
Saw a fry cook at a local burger joint wearing a paper hat that had "Lord of the Fries" on it.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 8:17 am
I was thinking about starting a nudist camp with cloths required.

I was thinking about starting an atheist restaurant. Nothing will be on the menu.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 8:19 am
(January 22, 2020 at 8:17 am)Brian37 Wrote: I was thinking about starting a nudist camp with cloths required.

I was thinking about starting an atheist restaurant. Nothing will be on the menu.

Count on you to pull a thread back to center. Hehe
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January 22, 2020 at 8:26 am
I am so sick of the judge getting angry at me every time I see her in court.

The sign says "P", so what am I doing wrong?
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January 22, 2020 at 8:29 am
(January 22, 2020 at 8:26 am)Brian37 Wrote: The sign says "P", so what am I doing wrong?
You're not Russian.
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