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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 3:14 pm
Well...that was...
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 3:45 pm
If I had a heavenly mandate, I would invite Rip Taylor.
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 4:19 pm
Krokodil is a hell of a drug!
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 5:35 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2020 at 5:36 pm by Abaddon_ire.)
I have no idea what in the hell this thread even is. A Randi rant? I have no idea if the guy is even still vertical. He retired ages ago. No issue there, he was 874 years old. give the bloke a break.
I am of an age where retirement is a consideration. When the clock ticks at 65 will I stop? Hell no. I will keep bashing away until I physically cannot. We all have this one life. I intend to use it to it's fullest.
Will I succeed? Who knows, but having a go is surely far better than voluntary vegetation. All I can say for certain is that I would much rather die of a heart attack on Mount Kilimanjaro than bed sores in a cruddy nursing home.
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 5:44 pm
Too bad it wasn't about the mandate of heaven, lol.
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 6:06 pm
I didn’t even know Mandarins went to heaven.
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 6:30 pm
(February 10, 2020 at 6:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I didn’t even know Mandarins went to heaven.
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Or that man dates happened in heaven.
I thought it was against the rules.
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