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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 8:57 am
(February 11, 2020 at 8:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (February 11, 2020 at 8:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: To lower the risks of all sex (not just anal), make sure dwarf has your emergency contact information and - no matter how much you sweat - NEVER let go of the handlebars.
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And to make sure you're safe, pack your own 'chute.
Fair point. I’ll add it to the handbook.
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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 12:13 pm
Please tell this to my doctor. What's with the gloves again? It's just a sinus infection. At least buy me a few drinks first. What grown man still wears a class ring?
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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 12:30 pm
My last girlfriend and I engaged in anal intercourse at least once a week for 2½ years. We took measures to make it as hygienic as possible. Neither of us ever suffered any ill effects.
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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 2:40 pm
But titty sex is ok?
What about oral? I mean teeth are sharp.
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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 4:05 pm
(February 11, 2020 at 2:40 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: But titty sex is ok?
What about oral? I mean teeth are sharp.
Just don't sneeze...
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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 5:01 pm
I hear getting on The Valks bad side is a dangerous hobby. But so is getting on her good side.
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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 5:53 pm
(February 11, 2020 at 5:01 pm)no one Wrote: I hear getting on The Valks bad side is a dangerous hobby. But so is getting on her good side.
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RE: Anal Intercourse is a Dangerous Hobby
February 11, 2020 at 8:22 pm
You've been doing it all wrong op.
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