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Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 12, 2020 at 5:41 am
Just to keep score, you know.
Anyway, this morning my TP collection fell over and killed me. I had two hundred of those "24=96" roll packages of Charmin, making me the most prepared non-prepper in St. Louis County. I am geographically specific because the cousins wouldn't put me in the top 100 when it comes to disaster preparedness. No. One has OEM Twinkies, because they have no expiration date.
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March 12, 2020 at 5:44 am
It hasn't killed me yet.
Probably in a couple of weeks.
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March 12, 2020 at 5:46 am
I was devoured by Tom Hanks' crocodile.
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March 12, 2020 at 5:47 am
(March 12, 2020 at 5:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It hasn't killed me yet.
Probably in a couple of weeks. You should plan ahead. The death queue will undoubtedly get unwieldy in a week or two. You wouldn't want to be found dead and not be buried, like T.rump, now would you?
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March 12, 2020 at 5:51 am
I'm from Alabama, one of the states that doesn't have corona virus cases, unlike the godless heathens whose sinful nature had caused Jaysus to smite them with this new plague. Thou shalt repent, and be healed by my thoughts and prayers.
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March 12, 2020 at 5:52 am
LOL. Watch this video, when the 4x4 lands at the bottom it's suddenly topically relevant.
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March 12, 2020 at 5:53 am
(March 12, 2020 at 5:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (March 12, 2020 at 5:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It hasn't killed me yet.
Probably in a couple of weeks. You should plan ahead. The death queue will undoubtedly get unwieldy in a week or two. You wouldn't want to be found dead and not be buried, like T.rump, now would you?
I'm pre-empting the disaster by burning down hospitals.
Starting with mine.
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March 12, 2020 at 6:02 am
(March 12, 2020 at 5:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 12, 2020 at 5:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You should plan ahead. The death queue will undoubtedly get unwieldy in a week or two. You wouldn't want to be found dead and not be buried, like T.rump, now would you?
I'm pre-empting the disaster by burning down hospitals.
Starting with mine.
Ah, you've gone over to the T.rump camp. Hospitals ARE the enemy, they report deaths and a spike in deaths means "somebody ain't doin' something!", which, of course, can't be T.rump's fault, it must be a legacy of the Obama administration. Or the Roosevelt administration, whichever one was the most recent.
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March 12, 2020 at 6:07 am
(March 12, 2020 at 6:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (March 12, 2020 at 5:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm pre-empting the disaster by burning down hospitals.
Starting with mine.
Ah, you've gone over to the T.rump camp. Hospitals ARE the enemy, they report deaths and a spike in deaths means "somebody ain't doin' something!", which, of course, can't be T.rump's fault, it must be a legacy of the Obama administration. Or the Roosevelt administration, whichever one was the most recent.
They can't be coronavirus victims if they die of something else, first...
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March 12, 2020 at 6:09 am
(March 12, 2020 at 6:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 12, 2020 at 6:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Ah, you've gone over to the T.rump camp. Hospitals ARE the enemy, they report deaths and a spike in deaths means "somebody ain't doin' something!", which, of course, can't be T.rump's fault, it must be a legacy of the Obama administration. Or the Roosevelt administration, whichever one was the most recent.
They can't be coronavirus victims if they die of something else, first...
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