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What would be your papal name?

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What would be your papal name?
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 14, 2020 at 4:37 pm
Pope Fatuous the Eternally Drunk.

It would be the only way to survive the papal bull.
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 14, 2020 at 5:17 pm
Pope Corona the 19th
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 14, 2020 at 5:37 pm
Pope Noshitonmydick.
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 14, 2020 at 6:29 pm (This post was last modified: March 14, 2020 at 6:30 pm by ignoramus.)
Pope Poe the sincerest Angel
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#35
RE: What would be your papal name?
March 15, 2020 at 1:34 pm
Pope Voyeur the Confessor : "Ooooh, tell me the naughty bits again!"
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#36
RE: What would be your papal name?
March 15, 2020 at 5:16 pm
But if the Pope goes through sex change operation during his papacy, does he get to change his name?

Maybe I should save that question for EWTN and call them during one of their shows, since they probably know more.
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#37
RE: What would be your papal name?
March 15, 2020 at 5:59 pm
Pope Apocalypse.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#38
RE: What would be your papal name?
March 15, 2020 at 7:18 pm
My "Papal name" would be, "Pope Getagrip Youdontneed Me".
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#39
RE: What would be your papal name?
March 16, 2020 at 11:31 am (This post was last modified: March 16, 2020 at 11:33 am by Pat Mustard.)
(March 13, 2020 at 4:12 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: One of the best things about being the Pope is that you get to choose your own name, unlike monks who get named by their abbot or similar person.

So, let's say you are chosen by catholic church to be the Pope, what name would you choose?

I guess I would choose Pope Shishkebab 76th.

Or maybe Pope Bananadick 15th.

Oh, I can already hear it: "His holiness, Pope Bananadick (lose the number)!"

Or maybe Pope Mohammed, to throw in some diversity and win over/ save Muslims from hell.

Pope Joan. And I can still become pope, because the rcc won't un-catlick me any more.
(March 13, 2020 at 4:53 pm)Editz Wrote: Ahhh yes, a...er..."lapsed Catholic" is it? So how does one become uncatholicised I wonder...at least it's not said to be literally inherited, like Jewishness.

You can't any more. There used be a way, but after the website countmeout.ie managed to get 13,000 deconversions in a six month period in Ireland, they changed canon law.

For the rcc the number of apparent members is far more important than the number of actual members (because it'd probably dip below 100,000,000 if they did a proper count).
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 16, 2020 at 12:37 pm
That sucks..in a way...although how the change in policy came about is both hilarious and also surely profoundly embarrassing for the church so there is that. Only less than 1 in 13 "Catholics" are..er...real Catholics? Seems unlikely to me...
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